12.30.2009

Spam

Mom and I have recently noticed an increase in Spam at the site. The first time I got Spam I was so excited thinking it was the hammy treat. Alas it was the mail version. Mom was ready to delete them when I realized I had to give these items some thought.

As a ladycat I really didn't think I needed anything for erect tail dysfunction. Then I noticed that in many of my pictures, my tail does have a bit of a S curve.



I do like it looking that way though, so no need to send samples. Thanks for thinking of me though.

I also really didn't think I needed car insurance... till Mom mentioned that I'm a car owner now. She had a great point. So I'd like a quote on the following:
  • Two Hot Wheel Cars - One Brown Terarro, and One Chrome Dark Rider Power Piston 
  • I'd like a multi-car discount... I may need a bigger garage.
  • Must be covered against nibble and claw marks.
  • Must be willing to accept payment in rejected dry kibble. 
Oh and my round track makes the cars go so fast I can't really whap them. So I just sit in the pit area and watch them zoom. I only lay on that track when the cars are just resting. On my long track that requires human intervention. I am a whappin and a laying on the track.

33 comments:

A Few Good Cats said...

We see what you mean, Fin. Just because it curves a little, it doesn't mean that your tail is dysfunctional!

Just don't let any of your cars run over it!

The Island Cats said...

We kinda like that little curve in your tail!! It keeps you balanced!

The only spam we like is the kind that comes in the can....and really, we don't like that kind much either!

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Fambly kittens said...

Our momma was noticin' lotsa' of that spam stuff on her bloggy's too...sigh.

BTW, you gave our momma an idea - we want some hot wheels too☺

You has erect-tail dysfunction? Ooooo, we nebber thought of things that way...

Cory said...

Oh you are so funny Fin!!! Erect Tail Dysfunction! We want to see a commercial on that during a football game.

mog said...

Erect tail dysfunction, LOL. You are a funny cat, your tail looks fine to me. And never thought of Hot Wheels for a cat toy, that's a great idea.

Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Heh heh heh... Fin you make our mummy laugh so much.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

hahameow...you made us snicker!

Mewmie said she has only gotten one spam (no ham) here on blogspot, but where her cattery blog is on Wordpress...it is so bad that she is thinking about deleting it! She gets people who insert stuff hidden into her post and she has to check every one before she deletes the spam to make sure it's ok and she 99.9% of the time, has to fix it. She is not too computer savvy, so she is going to aske her webdesigner about it!

Kayla and Maebe said...

Woo Fin, woo know woo've made it when woo get the spam. We are still small time, as have not yet been "victims" of spam. Not even the kind in a can.

Congratwoolations! Be sure to shop around on that car insurance.

WOOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

ETD? Sounds serious. Banshee has the same condition. No more noodles, worms or snakes for snacks!!

Purrs, Goldie

Milo and Alfie said...

Did somebuddy say spam? Where? Let us have some! Spam is delishus!

Spam, spam, spam, spam .... (Monty Python!)

Furkidsmom said...

We hurried over 'cause we thought you were serving spam!!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Cliff and Olivia said...

Our Humans laughed out loud when we read this post. That is I read the post, Cliff never got past the spam.

Olivia

Cliff and Olivia said...

Oh and by the way. We also get spam. Recently we got an email, that told us we had won a great deal of money (a bazillion dollars or something). We don't need money though, so we wrote back to the nice person in Nigeria and asked for cat food instead. We're still waiting.

Brian said...

Hey, I like the tail just the way it is. Just whap the spam until it goes away!

Maggie May said...

MOL! Fin, you crack us up!!!

The Kitty Krew said...

Hahahahaha! You're so funny, Fin. We're sorry to hear about your ETD but we think your tail is purrfect the way it is.

We've started getting a bit of spam here and there in comments, not much -- most of it all on one post from back in September, oddly enough. So we took off anonymouse comment ability. Our email address also got picked up for spam even though we tried our best to keep it from spambots, but the spam filters catch almost all of that, at least.

We've never had real spam. Our Mommy is so mean about not letting us have human food. :pout:

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

The Whiskeratti said...

Huh. Let us know if you get any good insurance quotes.

Parker said...

Maybe that lizard guy has been commenting with his insurance stuff!

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Oh Fin, you made me laugh and laugh!

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We have seen a lot of spam around too - our email got hit but not our comments (we have approval and word verification on because of it though). We also wanted to let you know that the chrome car will probably be pricy to insure - shiny cars always seem to cost more! We are so jealous of your track - we may have to beg for one! And we agree that the curl in your tail is awesome!

Daisy said...

"Erect Tail Dysfunction"! Hahahaha! Fin, you're such a card!

We ended up turning on comment moderation for any posts over 2 days old because we have been getting more and more spam, too.

Glogirly and Katie said...

Erect Tail Dysfunction!!!!!!! HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!
Glogirly's not even home from vacation yet and it's cracking us up.

Fin, be sure to call your V-E-T if your tail stays up for over four hours. This can be serious and lead to permanent tail dysfunction.

mew!
Katie

Harry Spotter said...

We got some spam too..I like the curve in your tail, it's sexy.

CCL Wendy said...

Nice idea to tell those spammers what you really want, but I don't think they even read the blogs.

You're mom's right, though. Car insurance would be a good idea.

One Cats Nip said...

Ohhhhh!! Car insurance may be a good idea! Are you going with momco?

Tuck said...

LOL!!! You are a funny ladycat Fin!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Fin, you've been in fine form lately! We're really enjoying the laughs we've been getting from your blog:) But...we're not gonna try any soap. No how, no way!

the casbah kitten said...

ha ha ha! Your tail is just fine. I bet you got a good laugh over that spam. I wouldn't hold my breath about the car insurance though....

chook said...

ha ha! (the tail part)

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha Erect tail dysfunction hahaha! That made us laugh lots. Umm, we don't know what it means, but mum was laughing so it has to be funny.

Keiko and Luna T. Katt said...

spam smells funny; your kind sounds betters! MOL

chook said...

also: i have eaten spam exactly once. it wasn't bad! kinda expensive, though.