Jim: Well Friends, Cat-O-Lympics is officially underway here at the H.C.
Bob: Really Jim? Because it seems pretty quiet for opening day.
Jim: Oh no Bob, that couldn't be further from the truth. What you're seeing is the Human Procrastination event.
Bob: I hear this behind the games event is hotly contested! Let's get right to the, er, action Jim.
Jim: That was close Bob! But it looks like she's reached the end of her blog list. ::Whispers:: Will she get back to writing this post?
Jim: NO! She makes a quick adjustment in the internet browser, and it's the classic Ebay distractor!
Bob: This cat mom is taking it to the mat! I see she's dismounted the lounger and she's on her feet. Looks like it's a kitten snuggle and - is that a snack?
Jim: Yes Bob!! For herself and one for the little one! Wait, she's remounting the lounger, and she's placing the laptop on her lap. I think this round may be over!
Jim: Oh Bob it looks like this procrastinator has met her match, the battery on the Kindle is dead!
Bob: That was a real claw biter Jim! Looks like the first Cat-O-Lympic post is going out!!