9.19.2011

Bugging Mom

Mom: Finny!! Finny! Wake up! There's a bug in the kitchen.

Fin: Yeah, I know.

Mom: You didn't kill it?

Fin: Nope. It's below my minimum weight class, and my skill level. It was already half dead on its own, no sport in that.

Mom: But... who's gonna kill it?

Fin: Looks like you or Dad are gonna have to take this one. I have a nap to get back to.

Mom: Is this cause I forgot to post yesterday on International Meow Like A Pirate Day?

Fin: I don't know you scurvy wench, why don't you ask all my friends who could have shivered their timbers on my e-pirate ship?

Mom: I knew it! Come on, I'm sorry. Please kill the bug.

Fin: Fine, I'll finish him off, but you're gonna have to deal with the carcass.

31 comments:

  1. Your mom sounds like my mom. She freaks every time she sees a spider. I, of course, allow "The Boy" to deal with it. Must make him feel useful.

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  2. Finn - we saved yous some grog! And Bugs is Kozmo's department at our house.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. Fin, My mom can help you stomp ; )
    My mom would love to do graphic for you but she couldn't make it cause she didn't got much time. May be next year or if you still would love to have it, my mom can do it for you on the weekend, You just have to email me : )
    Luv
    xoxo

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  4. Good to know your services will always be in demand, isn't it, Fin? :)

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  5. You mom could have posted a belated Meow Like a Pirate post.

    Truffle

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  6. Ahoy Matey, we brought you some grog to wash that bug down with.


    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  7. HAHAHA! Way to let her have it, Fin. Glogirly nearly forgot too. I made her stick something on FB though. Pathetic as it was. We've got to CONSTANTLY stay on them, don't we?
    xo Katie

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  8. You can share my booty, Fin! I don't pirate much anymore. Haf a pawsome day! xoxo

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  9. You drive a hard bargain, Fin. And deservedly so.

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  10. Fin, you are crool to treat your snivelling wench this way. Ahoy and avast me hearties and all that !!!

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  11. Good job Fin, training that Mom since she didn't post on Meow like a Pirate day. We missed you on the high seas. But thanks for finishing off the bug. Our Mom hates bugs too. Have yourselves a great day.

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  12. The angered pirate has spoken! Hurry up mom, deal with the carcass. purrr...meow!

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  13. That was very big of you Fin to agree to kill the bug even though you were mad at your mum!

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  14. Haha! Fin, don't feel too badly. Not only did our mom not do a post, she didn't even get a chance to visit. Something about a crazy first day back at work after the vacation and being buried under paper and "to do" items. Huh.

    BTW, we don't kill most bugs in our house at all. Why bother, when it's so much fun to see the mom screaming and hopping around like a mad woman?

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  15. Verreh funneh! Fin just seems so blase about it all. Sweet revenge for missing Pirate Day.

    May the bug rest in peace!

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  16. Good one Fin - make sure to keep the humans on their toes....

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  17. I think you shivered her timbers Fin!!!

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  18. Way to sail the guilt trip ship, Fin!

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  19. You are gracious, especially after they failed you!

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  20. "Fin: I don't know you scurvy wench, why don't you ask all my friends who could have shivered their timbers on my e-pirate ship?

    Mom: I knew it! Come on, I'm sorry. Please kill the bug.

    Fin: Fine, I'll finish him off, but you're gonna have to deal with the carcass."

    PURE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
    xoxoxo

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  21. Fin
    You are such a gracious lady.
    I don't know if any of us would have been so charitable.
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  22. LOves you Fin..fanks for coming to send me loves and comforts while I in the hospital. xoxoxoxo

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  23. Sweet Fin, we have to protect Moms from bugs acause they're afraid.
    xoxo Kassey

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  24. That's the way Fin to let you mum know that you are not amused by her lack of help.

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  25. Mom has fallen behind a lot with getting to all our friends to leave comments, though she HAS been helping us read all your posts. So we are leaving the same comment on many blogs, just to say Hi, and we are glad we are friends. Thanks for your comments left on my blog. Hope to do better by next week.

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  26. Fin, it was furry nice of you to kill that bug for your mom. I don't kill them, I just track them and pat them wif my paw.

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  27. Hi Fin! I just discovered your blog. You have a new fan!!

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  28. Oh Fin! You are truly my she-ro!
    That Woman completely missed the Pirate Day as well as other heinous transgressions. I left a barf card near her slippers. She got the message.

    Stooopid Hoomans!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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