Mom: Finny!! Finny! Wake up! There's a bug in the kitchen.
Fin: Yeah, I know.
Mom: You didn't kill it?
Fin: Nope. It's below my minimum weight class, and my skill level. It was already half dead on its own, no sport in that.
Mom: But... who's gonna kill it?
Fin: Looks like you or Dad are gonna have to take this one. I have a nap to get back to.
Mom: Is this cause I forgot to post yesterday on International Meow Like A Pirate Day?
Fin: I don't know you scurvy wench, why don't you ask all my friends who could have shivered their timbers on my e-pirate ship?
Mom: I knew it! Come on, I'm sorry. Please kill the bug.
Fin: Fine, I'll finish him off, but you're gonna have to deal with the carcass.