Have you ever noticed how sometimes your humans can grow obsessed with you, and everything you are doing? The other day I was hanging out in the bedroom (semi-napping) when Mom cruises past the door, clearly looking for something. She spotted me and then she kept right on walking, like she totally wasn't looking for me. I thought it was a fluke or she would send the Pawparrazzi in.
A few hours
later I was lounging in the living room (surveying my turf) when I saw
her wandering around the house, clearly looking for me again! I could
tell she was getting a bit agitated as she passed by all my regular
spots with no luck. She started calling me with her dead-on imitation of
me (really it's freakishly dead-on) which I ignored, of course (I'm not
a dog). Finally, on the way to the kitchen, she spotted me and again
acted like I was not her prey.
I don't know what she's
thinking - these are my moves. I use these on her all the time. I have
every reason to keep an eye on my lap and reliable can opener, but what
reason does she have to follow me around? I am not the one who leaves the house.