Mom was too busy to read your many suggestions of revenge before I had to make a plan of action. I have chosen to attach myself (sometimes literally) to Mom's leg at all times.
I am now tall enough that I can nip at the tender fleshy thigh as she lumbers about. She does not appreciate this development - and has expressed this in no uncertain terms - but I am a kitten, I forget. Some things.
I have allowed her to go to the human litter room alone once - but when it was taking her longer than I thought was necessary - I came to hurry her along.
I am not sure how long this snoopervision will last, I have to say a nice poop on the pillow seems easier...
Gotta go friends - I think the Great White is on the move!