Dear Katnip Lounge Mom,
It's your favorite kitty boys down the road, Greyson and Quill. We were able to sneak on the laptop during the Snoozerbowl. Mom mentioned that she was meeting you for lunch tomorrow, and, well, Quill had a question for you...
Greyson, this was not my idea.
Well you didn't say no either. Anyway, we were wondering if you could bring us some herbs from your stash? Silvervine some primo nip - whatever you got over there.
Mom has cruelly cut us off from our nip supply. Something about us being rowdy drunks. Whatevs. What's so bad about two young mancats tearing through the house? Nothing!
If you come over after I'll even let you cuddle me... we're both really soft right now. Quill might even let you rub his belly.
Greyson and Quill