They could not be more wrong! I have extensively examined these items on the blogs of our friends and I have a firm game plan on how I would "handle" a Christmas Tree.
First I would take a running leap to the mid-section (why start from the bottom?). Next I'd head for the inner core (to the chorus of "Greyson No!"). Once I'd reach the top I'd knock off whatever tree topper my parents put up (probably a "holiday neutral" snowflake or a reindeer) and perch in victory at the top, until I'd leap to the sofa. Rinse and repeat.
Quill would be all over the cord nibbling and the ornaments wouldn't stand a chance with those massive paws taking a whap at them. Garland? He's on it!
Christmas Tree "Handled."
Now where is the wrapping paper and those stockings hung by the fire?
Merry Christmas to all of our friends!!
Purrfect plan, guys! Meowwy Christmas!
ReplyDeleteWe like your strategy -- we hope that one Christmas to come you'll be able to put that plan into action.
ReplyDeleteA very merry Christmas to you all; may Santa bring you something extra-special!
I see nothing wrong with that plan!!! Merry Christmas:)
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good plan....if you are ever allowed a Christmas tree. I used to climb up through the middle.
ReplyDeleteWe bet you could "handle" a Christmas tree... wrestle it all the way into submission, even! Hope you all have a very Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it sounds to me like you two could TOTALLY handle a Christmas tree - what is wrong with your humans? Oh well, Merry Christmas anyhow!
ReplyDeleteI think your plan is purrfect! Merry Christmas sweet friends!
ReplyDeleteWishing you a very Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah! You guys could totally "handle" a Christmas tree! TOTALLY! :)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, dear friends. We love you!
If we can handle a tree, we know you could too! Meowy Catmas to you all!
ReplyDeleteMOL...I can imagine :)
ReplyDeleteTo you & your sweet fameowly
May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill, And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.
MEOWRY CHRISTMAS 2014 !!!
THANKS FOR THE BEST FRIENDSHIP
LOTS OF LOVE
❤ ❤ ❤
PUDDY
Don't feel bad you guys, we've NEVER had a tree. Something about a large kitty that would destroy it. I'm sure they mean Hammy. Merry Crispmouse!
ReplyDeleteMerry Merry Christmas to ALL of YOU! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSounds like such a good plan, you two. That is after all what a Christmas tree is for, to ruin. A very Merry Christmas to all of you. We sure do enjoy your blog. And a Happy and Healthy New year.
ReplyDeletePurrfect ! Meowy Chrissymouse ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWishing you a wondrous and peaceful holiday!
ReplyDeleteCats of wildcat woods
Greyson and Quill, just tell your humans to do what mine did - create a cat safe living room to put the tree in, with French Doors that CLOSE!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas all.
It sounds like you are totally READY!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
The Florida Furkids
You two are on it! You own it! I can see stardom in your futures! And...merry Christmas.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteWe sure do hope you had a pawesome holiday!!!
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