Oh noes. Poor sofa.
Uh oh!!! Although you can try telling your Mom it's a piece of modern art. That might work.
Someone had too much fun while Mom was away.
Uh oh! We'd be in SO much trouble if we did that.
Hey, I think that sofa material looks extra-fun scratchable! How could anyone expect a kitty to resist? Our sofa is microfiber and NO fun. :-(
Dat sofa does look scratchable.
Looks like some nice handiwork to us!
Uh-oh... you need to do that around the back where they won't notice at first!
Uh oh, someone's been using the wrong scratcher.
Oh no, someone snuck in your house and ruined your couch.
OH no Greyson, looks like you are in a little trouble. Take care.
OOPS!! We bet it wasn't you! It came that way!Love, Lola and Lexy
Wow that looks like our sofa. Had to get a slipcover for the sofa so the kitties wouldn't destroy it any further.
Oops ! It looks like some kitty is in trouble ! Purrs
Uh oh! Trouble! Hide your paws so she can't find bits of furniture in the claws!!
It is clear that your mom and dad purchased a defective sofa. We hope they have thanked somekitty for heroically pressing his paws against it in efforts to hold the sofa together as it fell apart on its own.
Um, we resemble that sofa...Run, Greyson, RUN!
That is some very impressive string art!