9.21.2015

Alarming

Greyson and Quill sit at the end of the bed staring anxiously at their human Mom. Waiting. It's past breakfast time on a Sunday morning.

Greyson: When is she gonna get up, I'm starving!

Quill: Me too! Let me see what I can do.

Moving to mid-bed, Quill issues an urgent squeak. Mom's hand automatically comes up for a pet. Quill rubs her hand to begin an impromptu petting session before returning to Greyson.

Greyson: What was that?

Quill: A little cuddle time. Oh right I was supposed to get her up... but she seems really sleepy.

Greyson: Ridiculous! I'm going in! Should I walk across her shoulder, hip or head? ::Tummy Growls:: Right! Pace across all three!

Jumping on at mid-thigh, Greyson stumps across Mom. She wiggles and groans until he falls off.

Greyson: That's it! I'm bringing out the big guns!

Quill: Not the litter box?

Greyson: Yes.

Quill holds Greyson back with paw to whisper: Don't bury.

Greyson looks at Quill with newfound respect: Now that's the kind of evil genius thinking I'd like to see more of around here brother!

14 comments:

  1. Humans and "sleeping in"! Don't they know that went out the window when they got a cat?

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  2. the most alarming thing is there are no photos ;)
    xxoxo
    catchatwithcarenandcody

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  3. my cats don't have that out, being raw fed the litter box doesn't bother me.

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  4. Too funny. Good thinking boys. Hope it worked..

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  5. MOL Oh boys yous such amateurs. Wanna know what weally works? Very slowly walk acwoss yous mommys bladder. Then plop down and stawrt wallerin' wound. Da more purressure yous can apply da better. Twust us, yous mommy'll be up in no ime flat. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  6. Did it work? We don't have any litter boxes near the bedroom. If we want mom up, Misty May lies across her face so she can't breathe. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  7. I have 2 cats but they are both (spayed) feral cats. So no litter boxes.

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  8. Stare harder!
    Have a super Thursday...

    Noodle and crew

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