Today's hunting ground might be called the dining table by some, but for me, it's the Cellophane Hunting Ground. Oh how I love my crunchy prey. It tickles my gums.The Dining Table is Off-Limits for reasons I don't understand, but I love it up here for so many reasons. I rarely stay off, if I can help it. One of the many reasons I love it up here is that it's the drop off spot for fresh purchases. Have you ever noticed how often fresh purchases are wrapped in fresh cellophane kill?
As a kitten, I would nibble on regular plastic, but as I've grown into my grannyhood, I've realized it's best to hold out for the good stuff - true Cellophane. The very finest is beef jerky bags (with jerky inside) and the extra crunchy variety.
Sadly, my prey is whisked away quickly. I would be more upset about it, but if swallowed it can cause some gastric distress. For this very reason I suggest two things:
- Don't eat the aluminum foil, it tears easily and isn't very tasty.
- Make sure your human sees you crunching the Phane. They'll sprint to remove it from your jaws and that's half the fun. Cellophane covered in cat spit is a real turn off to the humans. Think of their disgust as a little bonus.
eeewww, yes pit covered cellophane is awful, awful fun!
ReplyDeleteWe shall have to try that. Usually I just settle for clawing the cat and dog food bags open. It annoys Mommy no end. ~Scylla
ReplyDeletehmmm. i never tried cellophane! i have experienced the horror of foil tho. mommy and daddy used it to keep me from scratching the sofa.
ReplyDeletejerky sounds awesome, even without cellophane. do you ever get to have that?
Stop by for my hunt!
ReplyDeleteFin, I like chewin' on the stuff too! And even tonight, I brought Tommy the thin top piece, torn of a treat package to her. You'd think I brought her a live spider of something.
ReplyDeleteFin, I'm a phane chewer too...but I never get to chew it enough before it's taken away....
ReplyDeleteWally
Om nom nom.
ReplyDeleteI've never tried the stuff. I might ask Mummy to wrap my Xmas pressies in cellophane!
ReplyDeleteYou always have such good tips for new players, Fin.
ReplyDeleteYummy! We love phane too.
ReplyDeleteWe get into trouble chewing stuff all the time. Thanks for the tip of the spitty cellophane...we're going to try that one.
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Totally! I must try some of the cellophane, it sounds yummy and what a great opportunity to leave a 'slobber gift' for the humans.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the idea!
You have touched on my weak spot, Finny...
ReplyDelete-Suey
Now we're on the hunt for some good phane!
ReplyDeleteSamson is a big 'Phane' hunter too, Fin! He is a master at ripping it open before you even notice. You two should hang out.
ReplyDeleteWe have never tried Phane. We will have to keep a lookout for some.
ReplyDeleteEric will do his hunting post tomorrow.
Those are very wise words, Fin.
ReplyDeleteI can sense the presence of aluminum foil from distances in excess of 50 feet. And believe you me, I keep my distance.
The phane though... have not tried it. I like the idea of the slobber transfer effect. Sounds fun!
mew!
Katie
(Glogirly's cat)
Oh we chew on 'phane all time! We like to get nice and slobbery for Mom & she says bad words when she has to pick it up! Hehe!
ReplyDeleteHey - we went hunting yesterday, too! We used your cool logo & everything - stop by if ya can!
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Nico, Austin & JayJay :)
Yeah , that cellie stuff is PAWesome!!! Especially the one that comes off sour cream! It's VERY crinkley!
ReplyDeleteI love it when I find a twistie on the floor but big brother likes trying to eat them so we don't get them anymore. Darn brat ruining it for everyone!
ReplyDelete-Jadzia
Those are nice sugestions, I'll be sure to follow them...
ReplyDeleteFeline kisses from Gotchi
WE had not idea that the dining table was off limits.
ReplyDelete--JB
Yes, nice and crunchy.
ReplyDeleteFin, I am learning so many important things from you!
ReplyDeleteYes, here too!!! The table is susposed to be off limits and you are so right about everything that comes into the house ends up their first. I haven't tried the aluminum foil yet so thanks for the heads up on that one. Won't try it thanks to you.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like the Phane could be the bane of your existence! We don't know what that means, but it sounds fun to meow it.
ReplyDeletewell, Fin, you gave me an idea! I wonder why I never thought of that. By the way...you are gorgeous!!!
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