Quill: Sniff, sniff. ::wrinkles nose:: Mom, what's that smell? Is it you?
Mom: No! It's pumpkin guts.
Quill: Yuck.
Doorbell sound effect.
Quill: ::Running to doorbell ringer in hallway:: What's that!?
Dad: ::Skipping (In a manly way):: It's trick or treaters!!
Screaming Horde:: Trick or Treat!!
Quill: Holy Cod! Make it stop!!
Mom: I think I'll put you in quarantine.
Quill: I don't care for Halloween...
Happy Halloween to you as well~!
ReplyDeleteAt least your human didn't put you in a costume!
ReplyDeleteHappy halloween darling Quill. xoxox
ReplyDeleteQuill, I'm with you! I don't like those noisy trick or treaters either!! But y'know what?? Wally does! He sat at the door and greeting the little buggers. Can you believe it??
ReplyDeleteErnie
Dear Quill,
ReplyDeleteRight now, me Nellie is utb screaming my head off! Me hates Halloween!
Kisses
Nellie
Oh, Quill, you may be a very BIG kitten, but you are still a kitten. You still have many firsts to look forward to .. and this was one of the less pleasant ones.
ReplyDeleteManly skipping.
ReplyDeleteRiiiiiiight.
Strangers begging on your doorstep.
ReplyDeleteMessing up your daily/nightly routine.
Time for a nap in a quiet back room.
Welcome to your first Halloween, Quill. We hope your holidays get easier. XOXO
ReplyDeletewe're with you, Quill :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Howloween!
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
MOL!! OMC, you made me laugh so loud I almost woke up the hubby!
ReplyDeleteJust one question.. How do you skip in a manly way? May we have video???????
Happy Halloween!!
Your evening started off a little better than ours what with the pumpkin guts and manly skipping, but it ended pretty much the same...in quarantine. Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I have to ask. Is this you?? http://cheezburger.com/6543610368
ReplyDeleteWell! That's a whole new side to dad we didn't expect!!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, pal. Halloween sucks!!!!
Oh dear. Maybe next year?
ReplyDeleteSame here Quill--I had to be in 'lock-up' b/c/ I am ALWAYS trying to get outside. I sat in the front window and the kids all thought I was a black cat.
ReplyDeleteA lot of humans can't figure out that I'm
••••••• b-r-o-w-n •••••••••
but what can you expect: They're only humans!
-Mocha
Glad it's over, huh? My house stayed purrrrrty quiet, thank goodness!
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome to teleport over to our house next year. We didn't get a single trick or treater at our house.
ReplyDeleteWe think your mommy made the right decision. Nothing is more scary to a cat than a screaming horde of kids!
ReplyDeletewe are lucky - no sticky kids here (but we did get tricked - the v-e-t showed up instead)
ReplyDeleteOh Poor Quill. Not a fun time, having all those kids at the door. Glad mom put you in quarantine. We also didn't have any trick or treaters. Sounds like you have lots of places you can hang out for Halloween next year. But maybe as you grow up, you won't be quite so scared but kids are scary. Hope today is better for you.
ReplyDeleteDid you come out yet Quill?
ReplyDeleteOH Quill pumpkin taste delicious and is good for your digestion. Luckily we don't have trick or treaters here. We don't think we would like them either.
ReplyDeleteQuill it's quite scary for the first time. You will have the hang of it by next year!
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh...Quill...hope you took that Tail into hiding with you! And I did not like Hween either
ReplyDeleteNeither do we, thankfully it only comes once a year and only for a short time.
ReplyDeletePoor Quill =)
ReplyDeletehiding out doesn't seem like such a bad idea
...I've never seen a manly type skip before..... =)
FaRADaY: Me neither! Only weird cats like Maxwell like 'em. 'acourse, he's DEAF and can't hear their mad squeals...!
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