Quill: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Quill runs full speed into Mom legs rounding the corner, and continues on at full speed.
Mom: Quill!
Quill: What?
Mom: I'm going have to pull you over sir. License and registration...
Quill: What? I don't need a license...
Mom: Never mind. Insurance?
Quill: What? I need Zoomie Insurance?
Mom: Yeah, you're gonna need collision. I'm gonna be putting in a claim. You clipped me back there...
Quill, pal, ya gotta wait for the light to change!
ReplyDeleteUh-oh, your human is trying to trick you, Quill! She is acting like you are in the wrong, but SHE was the one who broke the cat rule about kitties always having the right of way!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Quill missed the stop sign.
ReplyDeleteOops. How much 'nip will this cost you, Quill? Let's hope you get a fair judge.
ReplyDeleteWaydaminit...don't you have no-fault?? ;)
ReplyDeleteMOL, he's a boy, his rates are gonna be higher...
ReplyDeleteHey Quill. Get her badge number and double-check. She might be impersonating an officer.
ReplyDeleteYikes, Quill. Slow down, pal, or it's gonna get expensive up in here!
ReplyDeleteUh-oh. We bet the fine is gonna be sumthin like forty seven - eleben kisses!
ReplyDeleteThis sounds dangerous, I hope they don't make us get insurance here too!
ReplyDeleteOffer her some ID like the commercial - International Delight.
ReplyDeleteUh-oh!! I can see a course at zoomie school on the cards!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear Quill. We think it was your mom's fault for not looking where you was going.
ReplyDeleteIs there a fine reduction if you go to Defensive Zoommie School?
ReplyDeleteZoommie insurance !Ha!
ReplyDeleteIt maybe time to send Quill to driver's Ed Classes.
Oh Quill, our kitties need the same insurance, they are always zooming around her and running smack into Mom's legs. So we understand. It just can't be helped.These humans just need to get out of the way. Sorry you got stopped Quill. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh what a great day for a joy ride...er...run!! Tell momma to sit down and keep her feet up, your commin' through! ;) Have a fun day little one!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't she see that you have the right of way at all times?!
ReplyDeleteFrom Hiss and Spit: Hehehehe! Mom nails us for that all the time! Usually get her when she's coming in from work, or when she's sleeping!
ReplyDeleteQuill, she doesn't know the law. You have the right of way. All the time. She needs to get out of your way.
ReplyDeleteYous has glorious fluffy tocs! Me is impressed! My yous is getting big - FAST!
ReplyDeleteMommy was working on your painting last night (Go see the update) and wowwie! Yous almost a mancat now!
Kisses
Nellie