Mom (Off screen): EEEEEKKKKKK!
Interior - Bathroom - Late Night
Mom (Mouth gaping in close up): QUILLLLLLLL!
Our hero Quill (Handsome and ample-sized kitten) runs bravely into the bathroom.
Quill: What Mom?
Mom points to the floor by the shower.
Close up of giant menacing BUG.
Mom: Bu.. Bu... BUG! Get it!
Quill scoots the bug along playfully. The bug makes a break for it and runs towards Mom's feets.
Mom: Holy COD!!! Get it!!
Quill grabs the Bug in his mouth. Mom clamps her hand over her mouth to stiffle the scream. Quill drops the Bug.
The Bug makes a break for Mom's feets again.
Mom: Get it!!!!!
Quill grabs the Bug in his mouth.
Mom: Oh my Cod, don't eat it!
Quill (Mouth full): Woo said to git it. Got it! ::Chews Bug::
Mom: I meant kill it with your paw of doom and leave the carcass for your Dad.
Quill: You know I'm more of a biter than a whapper... besides now we're carcass-free.
Quill winds his way lovingly around Mom's tasty cankles. Mom pats Quill and showers him with lovin.
Quill purrs away knowing he saved his Mom from the evil Bug.