11.20.2012

Denial

Mom: Quill?

Quill: What? Is it time for a snack?

Mom: No. Is that your floof on the floor?

Mom points to a largish tuft of white furs on the floor. Quill inspects with a sniff.

Quill: Nope.

Mom: It was really a rhetorical question... Who else's floof would it be?

Quill: Maybe Mittens?

Mom: Mittens is a black cat, one who visits our porch and has never been in the house...

Quill: Maybe I had guests...

Mom: Hm. Looks like it's time for brushing and petromalt...

Quill: Yum, petromalt is tasty, but you better not be thinking your gonna run a brush through this floof. I got it covered Mom.

21 comments:

GreatGranny said...

Sweet Quill, tell Mom she'll spread your pretty floof more...mol I won't let Mom brush me, but I'll walk under the brush.
We cats do rule.
xoxo Kassey

Fuzzy Tales said...

Be careful, Quill...Angel Chumley used to go for shaving a few times a year because he got so many mats and wouldn't let the mom brush him!

Katnip Lounge said...

Quill, that IS NOT your floof...our Mommy planted a floof bomb when she was last over! It's actually John's...

Mr. Black said...

Quill, you really should give brushing a chance! I really like it. Especially those areas behind my neck and on my back where I can't reach with my tongue.

Marg said...

Good boy Quill, you keep that Mom in line. You can probably take care of your own furs.
We sure hope all of you have a great Thanksgiving.

Simba said...

Quill, I will like brushing only when YOU like brushing.

~*Connie*~ said...

The Crew often tells me they are saving it for something special.. but they never tell me what that is.. :)

Brian said...

My furry sisters run right out of their fur sometimes too Quill!

Random Felines said...

it is ok to get a little help with the de-floofing....just don't let her take too much!!

meowmeowmans said...

Quill, you and Moosey should talk. He pulls tufts of his fur out, too. And he does not like brushing one bit.

Eric and Flynn said...

It sounds like you have had a visit from that troublemaker Not Me.

Sparkle said...

Quill, I am the exact opposite of you! I HATE Petromalt and LOVE brushing!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Quill she has to! Plus, brushing is NOT bad!

The Island Cats said...

Quill! I love to get brushed! I'll take your place!!

Zoey

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Aw Quill, with that floof, you better get used to the brushies! Relax, they can be enjoyed!

Terri said...

Quill, listen carefully: My Himmie wouldn't let me brush her. Her fur had to be shaved off occasionally. You really need to let your mom brush you :)

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

Allie: *squee!* oooh being brushed is like...like...a SPA day! It's totally awesome.

FaRADaY: Yeah, for GURLZ.

Fisher and Staff said...

My cat Wart hates brushing so much, but he always looks great. One of his extra names is The Fonz. They have much in common!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Quill be careful because if Mum finds a knot in Hannah's furs she has a little pair of scissors at the ready to snip and snip until she's got it - Hannah ends up with short fur in patches - just saying!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Catnip said...

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Colehaus Cats said...

Ooo, you don't like brushies! Better than shaving, we always say! Purrs...