Quill: Is it about the little boy who wants a Red Rider BB gun?
Mom: No, not that one. Why don't you make some paw biscuits while I tell you the story. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house; Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse -
Quill: What? Where's a mouse?
Mom: It's a story, there's no real mouse. I'm going to keep going... 'The stockings were hung by the chimney with care'
Quill: Where are the stockings?
Mom: I didn't put them up this year. I thought you'd pull them down.
Quill: Yeah, prolly. At least a pair of your socks are over there... Can you give me some chin scritches?
Mom: Sure. Anyway, where was I? Right. 'In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there'
Quill: Who's that?
Mom: It's Santa, er, Sandy Claws. He goes by lots of names. Quill, are you sleeping?
Quill: Purrrrrr. Huh? I'm sleepy. Can you speed it up Mom?
Mom: Sure 'Happy Christmas to all and to all a good-night'.
Happy Christmas Quill and mom!
ReplyDeleteAww, we love that story!
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas Quill and your mom and dad.....
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas dear Quill, first ones are such fun!
ReplyDeleteMerry First Christmas to you, Quill and your Mom! Maybe next year Mom will put the stockings--then MORE treats for you. :)
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Quite the abbreviated version of that story! Merry Christmas to all of you!! oxoxox
ReplyDeleteQuite the attention span you've got there, Quill. Well, you're still a kitten, so that is to be expected.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you!
Just as the gods used WWII to justify an influx of new technologies so will they use the impending pestilence which kills over half the world's population to justify historical medical advances, including the "cure of aging", initiating the "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
ReplyDeleteThen, as promised, The End will come with fire::::Global tectonic subduction.
Anyone the gods role play telepathically or use for positioning in this Situation extensively have a legacy of hurting others. The more they hurt the more eggregious in history their legacy. Considering they tell me my auidence at any one time is nearly half a billion it is not inconceivable Adolph Hitler was reincarnated into the Situation.
Due to the expansive accumulated audience in this Situation these individuals have now qualified for a legacy of hurting billions of people, and as a result own a very exclusive legacy which will qualify them to be used for the pestilence event which kills half the world's population:::The monsters of tommarrow.
Don't forget the lessons the 'ole white preacher taught:::Dancing is a sin, spare the rod spoil the child.
The gods used the liberal tool to ridicule away so many taboos, paving the way for the decay of society and ultimately the End Times::::::
Black behavior was controlled by the "KKK". Men's behavior was controlled by marriage for thousands of years.
When married by 15 men never gained the taste of promiscuity. Once the gods used the budding liberalism tool the men set the tone for the deteriorating enviornment centered around their gross disfavor.
Women's relinquishing control of pre-arranged marriage will be what costs mankind everything in The End. It's all their fault. Men are pigs, essentially just primally responsive disfavored beings who if given the freedom will abuse based on the impulses the god's push them into. Whereas under pre-arranged marriage this behavior was contained now the promiscuous fraternity house epitomizes the pinnicle of what a "real man" should be like. And sadly the women fall into line.
The gods behave monsterously in the course of managing Planet Earth, matching our decay, but they demand people be good if you are to have a chance to ascend as a child in a future life.
Not only is doing the right things important (praying, attoning for your sins, thinking the right way:::accepting humility, modesty, vulnerability), so is avoiding the wrong things important as well:::"Go and sin no more".
You NEED active parents who share wisdom to have a real chance to ascend into heaven in a future life, and you MUST be a good parent as well to have that opportunity.
As with so many things in this life "less is more". Sex is one of those things. They used the liberal age to promote casual "free" sex intentionally::Combined with "women's lib" and their initiation into the "trenches" of the workplace as well as other issues like alcohol consumption the people experienced a mass masculinization of the females.
The gods use sex as temptation. This is why the most disfavored among us are preoccupied with it. While some may feel being well-endowed is a sign of favor the truth is just the opposite. And often the result is misogyny, a belittling of the favored gender, and stagnation of the people as a whole.
Less is more. When young women experience passing thoughts which say you're doing something wrong instead of fighting or dismissing the thought you should heed the warning. Sadly in today's world too many experience prolonged periods of promiscuity in their lives, whereas if married by 15 like throughout human history this disfavor was avoided.
Don't forget:::It is children who ascend into heaven, and the absence of sexual activity is one reason. Their general innocence is another, which should help you see the destructive nature of adult life in today's society.
I wish your human had put up stockings, Quill - I bet you would have had a great time pulling them down!
ReplyDeleteOh Quill, you remind us of what a delight it is to be a kitten :) Merry Christmas to you and your family, buddy :)
ReplyDeleteA very Happy Holiday from all of us at ManxMnews
ReplyDeleteOh Quill, you and your Mom are the best. We love that story. It would have been fun to pull the stockings down. We wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and we know that Santy Paws is going to bring you lots of goodies Quill.
ReplyDeleteback at ya!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a magical Christmas!
Quill, maybe next year you can hear the rest...for now, get your ample kitten rest.
ReplyDeleteMeowy Catmas from all of us at the Katnip Lounge!
Merry Christmas Amplest (is that a word) Kitten ;)
ReplyDeleteWe loved the action shots a few days ago!...Merry Christmas, sweetie...xoxo...J, Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat
ReplyDeleteMEOWY CHRISTMAS From my Furgang (Malley, Chanel, Yvette, Jinx, Sam, Figaro, Mush, Layla and Boris)
ReplyDeleteAnd Me Too!!! Hope Santa Paws is good to you---- we got a new Cat Tree!!! Woo Hoo!!
Happy Christmas Quill - we hope you have a fun filled day with lots of kisses and treats.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Merry Christmas Quill and Meg! With love and smiles from The Pet Museum gang.
ReplyDeletehee hee! Merry Christmas! Quill, we hope Santy Paws was good to you :) You can go back to causing trouble for another 11 months :D We hope you are all enjoying a wonderful holiday!
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie
Meowy Catmas. I hope you had a wonderful one Quill.
ReplyDeleteWe hope you enjoyed your first Christmas, Quill, and we wish you a wonderful 2013!
ReplyDeleteTexas: We hope you had a lovely Christmasssss... ouch!
ReplyDeleteKitshka: Hiya Quill! ***waving paw***
Purrs from all of us!
We just can't get enough of your humor :D
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