Quill and I were playing under the kitchen table with this great paper sack. Mom was chilling in her chair and then it happened. The sack handle wrapped itself around my kitten neck. I ran to try to escape it's evil clutches... but it followed me! All over the kitchen and into the living room. I was freaked! Quill was freaked and so was Mom.
Apparently the sack had never turned rogue and attacked before. Quill and Mom were in hot pursuit of the sack but I was faster!
At some point the coffee table clutched at the sack and I was able to free myself. I ran right under the sideboard. It took all my family and a line of 5 kitten biscuits to coax me out.
Mom threw the evil sack out or I would have bunny kicked and chewed it like this nip bird. Until we meet again sack!