3.04.2013

The Ham Safe


Well the new giant white ham safe arrived. Shocker - it's not even white and it's even more giant.

Despite Mom's assurances I was going to "love it" I have to report I am not a fan. Let me count the many reasons:

  •  Loud men entered my home to install it.
  • The same loud men also took away my beloved ham safe. 
  • There is no ample-sized kitten shelf - at least not one low enough to jump on to. 
  • The ice crusher is loud and sounds like it could eat kittens. Pure evil. 
  • The ice it makes is not up to ice hockey regulation standards. I have not really been able to play a good game yet. 
  • I am discouraged from placing my paws on the stainless steel because I may stain it with paw prints? Then how is it stainless?
  • It has a scary alarm that goes off when someone leaves the door open too long when kitten inspections are in process.

  Sure hope the snacks that come from it are tasty. 


Courtesy of the Trish from the Katnip Lounge collection.

22 comments:

Ellie VanCaster said...

There are so many things wrong with that new box that maybe if you called the loud men they could come and get it and give your special one back, we're just sayin'
Jada and Scully

The Island Cats said...

Quill, we're sure you'll get used to the new ham safe...'specially when good stuff comes out of it. :)

Ellen in Oregon said...

It does not sound like you are ready for a high tech ham safe with all its' noisey bells & whistles. Maybe you just need to show it who is the boss around there. Ask mom about adjusting the shelves. I think there is a way to make it have an ample sized kitten shelf. Doesn't your floofy butt get cold sitting on an icy cold ham safe shelf anyway? BUURRRRR!

Brian said...

Well I hope those loud men didn't run off with the ham that was in the other one!

Simba said...

Hope it is bigger and can hold more ham. Ours also has the alarmy thing, but no ice crusher. Thank Cod.

Random Felines said...

bummer....it may be bigger to hold more ham, but sheesh - the down sides are terrible. we vote to send it back for a better model

Derby, Ducky said...

The ham safe makes noise when the door is open? Maybe mum needs that, they she won't eat so much. WARNING, HUMAN GETTING MORE FOOD.

Prancer Pie said...

Well, all we can say is that it better have some dang good ham in it then!

Prancer Pie said...

Pee Ess - That alarm has got to go!

Jenna and Sissy said...

Well, obviously no one consulted you about this new ham safe!

Can a shelf be moved to accommodate you? If that isn't done the alarm will go off a lot :)

Sparkle said...

It sounds like you were gypped, Quill! I hope your human buys LOTS more food for you to make up for it!

The Florida Furkids said...

As long as it holds lots of ham, it's good!!

The Florida Furkids

Mr Puddy said...

Quill, You can call me when the snacks that come from it..tee..heh..Seriously, I can help you ( *** Lick my lip too *** )

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

Sounds pretty high tech to us. Oh well, as long as it still delivers good quality ham, don't complain too much.

Please come by and say hi to the new kitty member of our extended family - GiGi. She is a cutie pie.

Marg said...

Oh no Quill, that new Ham box sounds terrible. Yikes, it makes loud ice noises. That isn't any fun. But you may get something good to eat out of it so don't give up.
Love that picture of you. It shows all your great furs. Trish is a nice lady to take your pictures.

Maggie from Stillness at Cherith said...

That sounds so high tech
and not very kitten friendly
here his hoping the treats make
up for everything

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

I am wondering, since i am Jewish and many Jews don't eat ham (I do but my husband won't) ...should my safe be called the "Brisket Safe?"

:)

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Wow, that's quite a list.. but there was one thing on the good side, right? BIGGER! Bigger means more good stuff inside! That might outweigh a lot of the other negatives, no?

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Seriouslies?!?! It has an ALARM? Dood, you are SO busted.

The Cat From Hell said...

Me is so sorry that the new ham safe makes scary noises. But me thinks that soon yous will gets used to it and yous will come running when that door alarm sounds!
Kisses
Nellie

~*Connie*~ said...

did you at least get the ham out of the old one before it left??

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

Why again was your Mom having a new one?
Purrs