5.05.2013

Uneasy Sunday

6:30 am and two kitties stare at the human lumps in the bed. Well one human lump in particular - the morning feeder.

G: What is she doing?

Q: Nothing. I think she's still asleep.

G: Asleep? But it's 6:30! And our dishes are empty!!

Q: I've rarely seen this. I think the last time was when she said she had a cold but was really hot. But she's not hot now.

G: What do we do? We've already played Thundering herds of elephants and... nothing.

Q: I think we need to bring out the big guns... ::Clears throat:: Squeak!!

G: What was that?

Q: What do you mean? It's my "Meow of Distress."  Squeaaak!!

G: Dear Cod I think it's working! She moved!

Q: No, she just rollled over. You try it!

G: Meep! MEEP, chirp!! It isn't working?

Angel Fin: Seriously boys! For the love of Cod! Meow like you mean it you gotta put some muscle into those meows. And if that doesn't work tip her water cup into the bed!

21 comments:

  1. Oh, dear, I do hope it didn't come to the water trick. Practice that meowing, boys. You are big kits now and your meows need to try to measure up.

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  2. MOL, way to go Fin, you tell those boys. That water trick always did work for you. Hope she wakes up soon guys. Take care.

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  3. Hey, that water glass thing works, listen to Angel Finn!

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  4. Oh good call Angel Fin-we've used that ourselves. I hope your poor charges don't starve. ;-)
    Jada and Scully

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  5. Aw, you guys have such cute little meows of distress! But you're gonna have to get louder to get a response from sleepy people! Listen to Angel Fin, she's a smart one!

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  6. Um, yeah, you boys need to work on your form.

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  7. Boys, boys, boys...A claw up the human's nostril. Seriously.

    -Derry

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  8. Angel Fin to the rescue once again! Those boys have come a long way, but they have still much to learn!!

    Regards
    Austin the (experienced) Tux ;)

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  9. Good luck keeping those boys on track Angel Fin..... MOL

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  10. You let her sleep in until 6:30! You boys need to show your mom who is in charge around there.

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  11. Angel Fin knows her stuff, so pay attention, boys!

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  12. Thank cod Angel Fin is there to give you two wimpy meowers some advice! ;)

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  13. Ah yes...the water glass thingy! Try it - it really works!


    The Florida Furkids

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  14. Bwaa!! Haa! Haa! At our house it is the hairy slobbery sister Cinnamon's whine, "me has to goes Potty NOW!!!" that gets our feeder up!
    kisses
    Nellie

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  15. What is it with you boys with the girlie meows...Finny was a good friend of ours and if she needs me to come to your um rescue with Mancat meowing lessons...all you gotta do is call.

    MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,

    The King of the loud sustained meow,

    Nigel

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  16. Don't bother with the meows boys - if your Mom is like ours she'll cover her head up so she can't hear you. Just go straight for the water torture!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  17. yes, tip the water cup on her, and do the Thundering Herd on top of her - it's more effective than doing it on the floor!

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  18. Boy, we don't get out visiting often enough! Now we need to welcome young Greyson.

    Hi little guy...you found a wonderful forever home and we know Quill will be a great big brother to you.

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  19. You two really need a lot of training. It's a good thing you have Angel Fin whispering in your ears. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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