6.30.2013

A Journal of Suspicion - Part 1

Thursday 12:30pm: Mom and Dad leave the house. I suspect lunch.

Thursday 1:20pm: Mom returns alone. I suspect Dad is still in the garage.

Thursday 4:39pm: After an extended nap I searched the house for Dad - and he is still missing. Surely he'll be in soon.

Thursday 6:12pm: Mom eats dinner alone - still no Dad. Quillbert seems totally clueless. Said maybe Dad was just "Out" but I think something is up.

Thursday 9:22pm: Mom is tucked in for the night and Dad is still not here! I will sleep on his pillow so I don't miss his return. Certainly he can't miss our late night cuddle time?

Friday 4:35am: Dad never came home! I woke Quill to question him again. He too is finally starting to worry - He said this has happened twice before but both times both of our parents disappeared! Who would steal a kitten's parents away for days at a time? Quillbert said the other times something evil arrived before hand... I have added the transcript below

Quill: Last time the evil suitcases came down. ::Points to upper shelf of closet:: Those! But they're still here!

Me: They look like fun boxes?

Quill: That's why they are so evil. At first they seem totally fun and have cool smells but then you're parents disappear. 

Me: Our parents get in those tiny boxes?

Quill: No! They put their things in them and wheel them away. ::Shudders:: Then strangers come to feed you!!

Friday 7:05 am: Mom enters the garage.

Friday 7:23am: Mom That Lady reenters the house - with frothy coffee drink. I feel certain she is keeping Dad in the garage. I make a break for the door! She catches me by the hind quarters and the door shuts on the empty garage... Daddy!!!! I will find you!!!

20 comments:

  1. The Man spends a lot of time in the garage here. I think he's out there making things our of wood and plastic. Maybe your dad is just out there having fun...he'll come back in when he's tired or hungry.

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  2. Keep looking. You're sure to find him. We anxiously await the updates.

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  3. Greyson-

    we have it on Good Authority you Daddy was kidnapped by insane Idahoan fishies!!!! Perhaps when your Dad escapes he'll bring you one!!

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  4. You gotta get in that garage and see if your dad is there, Greyson!

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  5. I bet those Katnip Lounge kitties are onto something! Paws up if he is bringing home fish!

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  6. OMC we hope you find your Daddy!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  7. Has he really "Gone Fishin'"?

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  8. Where did your daddy go? Was he taken by aliens? Your mom seems rather blasé about it.

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  9. I know you will find dad. Then you can write Undercover Kitties, a major motion picture.

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  10. You are a very devoted feline.
    Try to rest easy, though, as I'm sure your patience will be rewarded =)

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  11. I say go back to the pillow and have a snoozy, it might just be a dream!

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  12. WE think the Katnip gang know what is going on. WE bet that Dad is going to bring home some good stuff. But keep looking. You don't want to miss him when he gets there.Teka care.

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  13. We hopes you find your Daddy soon. No suitcases, that is suspicious. Did he have a backpack with him?

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  14. Sounds like a stealth vacation to us. We hate those!

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  15. oh noes!! I'm sure with the two of you on the case you will find the Daddy right quick.

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  16. Suspicion is contagious! Please keep us posted. And, we hope things are OK over there.

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  17. Oh my goodness, this is a heck of a mystery!

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  18. Has he been dadnapped, Greyson? This is a bit concerning!!

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  19. This seems serious and scary. Our dad used to go away by himself all the time, but we always knew when it was happening. And he would always call us at least once each day. Moving on to Part 2 and hoping everything is okay. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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