10.14.2013

The Evil Dyson


Greyson and Quill: ZZZzzzzzzzz

Mom: Blah, blah, shedding enough four cats, blah, blah....

Greyson: Huh? What? Hey Quill did you hear the door to the Evil Dyson's Lair?

Quill: Huh? No. Plus all our toys are still out. You know before the Evil comes all our toys disappear first.

Greyson: Yeah. That's true...

Evil Dyson: ROOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!

Greyson: Save yourself Quill!! Get to the closet and I'll distract it!

We ran for the bedroom as as we rounded the corner we saw that it was attacking our MOM! Mom had it by the neck AND by the tail, but still it was almost getting away from her. We both ran into the closet and watched in horror as Mom wrestled it all around the house.

In the end Mom silenced it and then ripped out it's stomach (filled with our furs!). Dad was able to take the wounded Dyson and put it back in its lair. What a horror show friends.
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14 comments:

  1. SparkleOctober 14, 2013 at 8:41 PM

    Whoa, it sounds like your humans are really taking Halloween month to heart.

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  2. SusOctober 15, 2013 at 1:09 AM

    we'd be scared too!

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  3. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesOctober 15, 2013 at 2:25 AM

    How Gruesome! I'm glad you escaped! But now you have to re-fur the whole house to make up for what that beast ate!

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  4. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesOctober 15, 2013 at 2:25 AM

    How Gruesome! I'm glad you escaped! But now you have to re-fur the whole house to make up for what that beast ate!

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  5. The Swiss CatsOctober 15, 2013 at 5:05 AM

    Wow, what a scary day ! We hate the roaring vacuum too... It's a big work after that to re-fur the whole house. Purrs

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  6. The WhiskerattiOctober 15, 2013 at 8:42 AM

    Oh, that sounded quite terrifying! We hate the Noisy Beast too.

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  7. MargOctober 15, 2013 at 9:11 AM

    Glad you two went and hid from that evil monster. Glad it didn't hurt the Mom. That sounded pretty darn scary. Hope you have a better rest of the day.

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  8. Katnip LoungeOctober 15, 2013 at 11:11 AM

    Holy Cod. We're quaking in our fur suits, just reading about your narrow escape!

    Too bad you didn't get video, though.

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  9. Random FelinesOctober 15, 2013 at 11:36 AM

    oh man - we are so sorry. we got one of those here and it scares the furs right off of us.....

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  10. Ann BoyajianOctober 15, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    Not only do we get the evil [miele], but it is sometimes wielded by an even MORE evil housecleaner!! Mom has trained us to hide in her studio closet on these occasions.

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  11. A TonlOctober 15, 2013 at 4:00 PM

    HOLY CAT! Truly a Halloween Nightmare played out before your very EYES!!!

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  12. Brian's Home BlogOctober 15, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    That is so scary boys! We don't like it when ours wakes up either!!!

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  13. The Island CatsOctober 15, 2013 at 6:23 PM

    OMC! We're shaking in our paws!

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  14. Kitties BlueOctober 17, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    No matter the brand, those things are evil and require a trip UTB. For some reason Giulietta doesn't mind that thing. All her fur must deaden the sound. Glad you all are safe. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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