Quill here. As senior mancat, many of the household snoopervision duties fall to me. It's not always easy - like today.
You see my parents often go into the master bathroom and "shower" to clean themselves. I always want to see what they are doing in there.
I mean it can't be easy, Mom has a lot of surface area in comparison to a small tongue.
I am typically forced to try observing her actions through the frosted glass. Today I realized I just needed to force my way into the stall a little earlier. As soon as Mom turned on the water, I headed in to take my place. I found a safe spot, right before the spray. When Mom told me I needed to get or get wet - or choose to risk it all.
I saw the whole thing - the slathering, the buffing - all of it. I don't recommend it friends. Turns out I was right when I give her a bath - you can't be too sure.