Which kitty cleared the bedroom last night by dropping a deuce in the litter box at midnight?
Who created a record-shattering poop that required immediate removal and window opening?
This cat! Greyson! I just put my pungency scale on stun and used the litter box. I was feeling proud when Mom first yelled out "Who's responsible for that smell?"
You'd have thought I broke some law there was so much commotion over the whole thing. Moms can be such drama queens.