Which kitty cleared the bedroom last night by dropping a deuce in the litter box at midnight?
Who created a record-shattering poop that required immediate removal and window opening?
This cat! Greyson! I just put my pungency scale on stun and used the litter box. I was feeling proud when Mom first yelled out "Who's responsible for that smell?"
You'd have thought I broke some law there was so much commotion over the whole thing. Moms can be such drama queens.
That was quite an impressive feat, Greyson! Sadly, my litter box is far enough away from the bedroom that any action there will be ignored until morning.
ReplyDeleteNice, Greyson! Way to assert yourself, buddy!
ReplyDeleteSo what have you been eating, Greyson???
ReplyDeleteMOL Mom says that Angel Tamir could clear a room when he was younger!! Good job Greyson.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
We're impressed Greyson ! What did you eat ? As our litter box is the big field outside, we haven't succeeded yet in producing a smell that comes as far as the bedroom. But our neighbors, the cows, are able to do it and make mum yell. Purrs
ReplyDeleteMOL, the only thing that might beat a midnight stink bomb is doing it while they're eating!
ReplyDeleteTell Mom...better the litter box than on top of her bed! BOL
ReplyDeleteSheesh...no "thanks for sharing"?
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! I do that occasionally, too. Can't let the humans get too complacent ;)
ReplyDeleteOur mom is glad others share her pain. Wilbur lays real stink bombs, but the worst part is that he doesn't cover them up!! He seems to like to do it in the kitchen litter box, just as mom is preparing her dinner.
ReplyDeleteOh Greyson, good job of clearing the bedroom. That is such fun. We do that to our Person sometimes too. Hope you have a great day.
ReplyDeleteGreat Job! haha and I agree when you say that Moms can be such drama queens
ReplyDeleteIt's okay Greyson, humans like to raise a stink every once in a while!
ReplyDeleteWe like to create that type of stink right as the humans are sitting down to dinner. MOL! Way to go, Greyson. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteMOL! MOL! MOL!!! I love when that happens here, it makes me sooooooooo proud! Love, Cody
ReplyDeleteSeriously why can't the furbies cover up that stuff???? We don't need to share everything!!
ReplyDeleteYou're learning well, Greyson!
ReplyDeleteMaxwell: Dood, for REALZ. Drama queens. *sigh*
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