Well my master plan worked beautifully. As I reported yesterday the changing of the sunrise has thrown me off my efforts to wake Mommy. Admittedly, I've been late a few times, and in an effort to over compensate, early a few times too. I've even been caught off guard and been awakened by the hated noisy box.
The other night I was sitting on the bathroom floor, waiting for the sun, when I noticed - the Moon. Sometime in the night, Mommy had kicked off her covers, exposing a section of lily white tush that actually glowed in the moonlight. I was mesmerized.
Of course I've touched the butt before, but perhaps it was the coolness of the tiles, and my desire for a refill of my water, that lead me to my next thought - what if I touched the celestial body with my paw, my cold paw. No, better yet, my cold, damp paw.
I gripped the cool porcelain (I think a paw held in front of the AC vent would work well here too), and waited. When I was adequately chilled, I stuck my paw in the water bowl and headed off for - a Moon landing.
I made a stealthily approach, hoping she wouldn't turn or change the cover arrangement. I sat down, lifted my paw, and suddenly, I felt a bit guilty. I gave a warning meow, to give her an opportunity to awaken at my first request (okay, I whispered it, but I did do it). No response. I laid my cold damp paw upon the Moon. One small step for Fin, one giant leap for catkind.
Now kitties, here is where the danger comes - you need to leap back, you're going need to be at a safe distance. Prepare your most innocent face, you're going to need to deny any intentional wrong doing. You might want to cover your ears too, with the dry paw of course.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteThat is one of the funniest things I've ever read! Mum says I shouldn't get any ideas though.
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
OHMYYGAWD. Our human woke today at the unacceptable hour of four a.m. With little else to do at that hour, she turned on the computer... and she met FIN. Now having had a fullsome laugh she will certainly NOT be able to return to bed or get back to sleep. This was tooooooo funny.
ReplyDeleteHahaha that is so funny. We will try that tonight. Mum always gets hot in bed and throws back the covers. Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThat is very sneaky. Do not worry, we are very adept at showing our Innocent face.
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh, heh...I bet that was really something!
ReplyDeleteHi Max! So glad you approve, I know you have the same struggles with The Woman.
ReplyDeleteHuffle - You'll probably need to wait a bit so she forgets. I know you have a very innocent look.
Zoolatry - Hi so nice to meet you. Sorry I ruined your morning plans but glad you had a good laugh.
Eric & Flynn & Gandolf & Grayson - You can tag team, she'll never know who was the guilty party.
Parker - She actually flew into a sitting position, snuggles were out of the question that morning.
Hi Fin! Mom is still laughing, but she gave me the warning look that suggested that I not get any ideas.
ReplyDeleteOh, Fin, that was a brilliant idea! My mom laughed but then remembered that she tosses off covers too... I will remember your plan! And I know where all of the a/c vents are too!
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrs, Willow
LOL, Fin, good work! :)
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was pawsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey
That is the best idea I've ever heard for waking a bean. I must try it. I have a feeling your mommy might start sleeping with one eye open from now on.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!
ReplyDeleteOh, I think that is paw-some! Brilliant!
Nice to meet you too, Fin, I can tell I am going to enjoy your blog a lot!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Genius! I think this might work well on my dad. Usually I just sit on his pillow and lick his head until he can't stand it any longer, but this would work well too!
ReplyDeleteSweet Praline - Maybe if you wait awhile she'll forget she read it?
ReplyDeleteHi Willow, so nice to meet you. Good Kitty!
Thanks Lux and Mickey.
Grrreta - Let's just say she is wakeful as soon as she feels me jump on the bed.
Hi Millie, thanks for stopping by. I'm sure I will be enjoying yours too.
Oh Fin! What a brilliant idea...hmmm, we'd need to stick our cold, clammy paw inside mom's pajama shorts but it should still work. Tho mom's purrty easy to wake up anyway, we just think it's fun to make her jump...hehehe
ReplyDeleteMission accomplished! Good work!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is our first visit to your blog. We saw you posted on the Cat Blogosphere - we'll be back again.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Fat Eric - Lick his head, that's classic!
ReplyDeleteZippy, Sadie & Speedy - Mommy is a nightie wearer so I was all clear.
Cat-a-holic - Thanks for dropping by!
Sniffie and Furkids - Thanks for coming by and please return anytime. I see you're a follower too, I'm honored.
You are one funny cat!!!! My SS says I shouldn't get any ideas.
ReplyDeleteOh, oh! We haven't been introduced, have we? I am Momo, a long haired geriatric cat who lolls around the garden all day. I have just re-joined the CB after a long break when my SS was away "surveying" in the desert of northwestern China. Come and visit me in my spring garden!
LOVED the technique, Fin! Well done!! I have seen that same moon here but always waited for it to turn as I like to land the full bladder. The moon as a target, brilliant.
ReplyDeletePurrs Goldie
Hahaha! That's a class act you have there Fin. I am inspired and once I can stop laughing, I am going to give it a try.
ReplyDeleteSo Fin, it's good to see you are still alive after that paw business!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePurrs Mickey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome job Fin!
ReplyDeletehehehehe, I'm laffin so hard I can barely type!!!! You've given me some really good ideas!
ReplyDeleteKittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.
ROFMOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteO, dat's priceless!
Fin, you is wonnerful!
MoMo - So nice to meet you.
ReplyDeleteGoldie & Shade - Mommy is a side sleeper so the bladder is out.
Whicky - ::Curtsey::
Mickey - Still kicking alright, it's all in the innocent face.
Karl - Thanks!
MaoMao- Concats on your marriage and thanks for coming by.
Victor & Nina - Thanks you're wonnerful too.
My mom canNOT stop laughing..and then she's gonna go to snortin' just any second now! Then she's gonna tell ME I'd better not even THINK about it..but thoughts are free..'sides that..she'll be asleep!
ReplyDeleteSleep well Angus's Mom...
ReplyDeleteEric and Flynn sent us to read this archived post. It is hilarious!!! We enjoyed it so much. See, we know there are so many wonderful reads in the archives. This one is proof of that. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteHahaa this is a glad post... glad that Eric and Flynn sent me over! The question is Fin.... did you learn your lesson or do it again??
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