Dearest Readers,
I have discovered the secret of life, and I want to share it with all of you…
Wait, is that Daddy in the kitchen, by the can opener? It is, I gotta go!
Some time later...
Ah the disappointment, it was only a can of corn. Oh nibblets, how you mock me. Where was I? Oh no, now I’ve lost my train of thought.
Nooo but wait! I want to know the secret! Is it ham?
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
That is Daddy's fault grrr..Kick the Daddy! Kick the Dady!
ReplyDeleteTry to remember dear Fin, the secret of life is what we need to conquer the world muahahaha! puuurr..
Darn! We almost found out!
ReplyDeleteIf you remember this secret, please do come back and tell us. If only for the sake our humans, who flounder hopelessly with such matters on a daily basis.
ReplyDeletePS: I have known of cats that enjoy the odd niblet of corn, but feel for you and your terrible disappointment.
the secret of life - it IS ham!!!! RIGHT????? - Miles
ReplyDeleteOh rats! So close to finding the magical secret of life.
ReplyDeleteWe understand. You'll remember soon enough I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteLatte
Ain't that what always happens?
ReplyDeleteUm, 42!
Yikes!!! You gotta get that train back!
ReplyDeleteWally, Ernie & Zoey
HaHaHaHa! I have a short attention span too!
ReplyDeleteHuffle & Miles - No it wasn;t ham or any pork products - how good can it be then right?
ReplyDeleteGaston- Oh I could never harm Daddy. I guess world domination will have to wait.
Gandolf & Grayson & Daisy - I know, darn it!
Whicky - Corn eaters? It doesn't seem right, although I have enjoyed a corn chip in my day.
Latte - I hope so.
Victor & Parker - I'm so focused till I hear the can opener.
Island Cats - Thanks for stopping by!
Can openers do that all the time!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe really bad thing is that it wasn't even tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey
I want to know the secret, too!
ReplyDeleteIt has to do with sunbeams right? Catnip? Love and more love? Mousing?
ReplyDeleteI am with you with the corn business. The people here at it for supper last night, right on the cob. Gross. The PM even ate hers with some totally revolting green pesto crap. "I made it myself. Goldie, try some"
Yeah, right!
Purrs Goldie
Well, so far we know the secret of life is not niblet corn. Have you remembered it yet?
ReplyDeleteMickey - I'm like a crazy cat when I hear the can opener, just in the hopes it's tuna.
ReplyDeleteLux & Jan - Still nothing...
Goldie - No I don't think it was sunbeams either. Pesto on corn? Are they animals?