4.19.2011

House of Horrors Week - Part 2

Sometime around our birthday this horrifying menace showed up.


It looks innocent here, but don't let it fool you. Mom and this vile beast go toe to toe. I often run for the hills, but one time I did stay, to protect Mom, but then I saw she could fend for herself.

Mom ripped its head off, and then she shoved things into it... I think she was trying to appease it with fruit and ice... and Margarita Mix. 

For some reason I'll never understand, she then provoked it by jabbing her fingers at it. It got so angry, that it churned up her offering, showing it's dominance.

Mom couldn't seem to allow that... so she grabbed it by the neck and shook it. It got even angrier and gnawed on the offerings till they were unrecognizable. 

Mom then wrestled its head off and drank the offering from a glass... with a small garnish, and a salted rim.

34 comments:

  1. Bet your mom slept well after that battle!

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  2. Wethinks OUR Mommy needs a creature like that! A heavy-duty model.

    We posted a horror today!

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  3. That's really scary looking! Your Mom was very brave to drink that offering!!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  4. Whoa. Your human is badass, Fin!

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  5. Whoa Fin! May I borrow your mom? purrr....meow!

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  6. OMYCOD! You're mom is a ZOMBIE? Drinkin it's BRAINS??????



    AAAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!


    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  7. Our mom got one of those too recently! And she drinks the mutilated stuff out of it too. She says, mmmmmm, so healthy. She says it makes her health shakes. As if she dominates it. We are glad the room it is in has the door shut most of the time. What if it jumped off the counter and...aaaaggghhh! can't even think about that.

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  8. Our Mommy is saying yummy, aren't beans weird. We has one of those scary things too. Mommy put the strawberries she picked out of the garden in it and the same thing happened.

    We has something scary in our yard we showed today. We guesses instead of a house of horrors we has a yard of horrors.

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  9. Yikes!! I thought I was alone dealing with that beast! That one comes out here weekly~ making these eerie *smoothies* for the wee ones.

    Terrifying.

    Be careful out there.

    ~ Goldie

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  10. This post made Marmie want to reach for a drink...and it's only 6 am! She wants one of those machines, but I hope she holds off. I already can't stand the juicer!!

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  11. Brrr !!!! Sound like " Witch cooking" for me !
    Very Terrify !!!
    I need Hug, Fin !!!!!

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  12. It is now 6:23 am here and we're with Link Bartholomew on this one... good idea...
    Our humans got one of these, she calls it her "stay off the kitchen counter, you cats!" machine.
    (we posted a Small Horror today)

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  13. Iz gonna start hazing nitemayres if these horror storeez keep up!

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  14. What if somebody decided to stuff a kitty cat into one of those evil beasts? Stay away!!!!

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  15. Um, could our mom come over for a visit after your mom has wrestled with this creature? :-P

    We have something similar, but it doesn't come out very often and then it's for breakfast smoothies--not nearly as interesting (to the mom) as the drinks your mom is making!

    -Fuzzy Tales

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  16. Oh no, that machine is super scary. Our Mom has one of those too, but she doesn't use it much thank heavens. Those drinks do sound fantastic. Hope there aren't too many people knocking on your door for one of those results of that machine.
    We have a horror on today too.

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  17. How do you sleep at night?

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  18. We have one of those beasts! We made mom put it away when they aren't doing battle. You should hear the cries that come out of it...we can hear it all over the house. Mom seems particularly pleased when frozen mango and tequila spill out of it's body.

    ::shudder::

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  19. I've heard that if you throw enough stuff at that beast it gets pretty mixed up!

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  20. Sounds like your mom won that battle!!

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  21. Hi Fin! We have one of those beasts at our house too. Our mom doesn't fight too much with ours though - most of the time it just sits there planning its next move.

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  22. MOL!! Your description of your Mom's "battle" was just hilarious....I am glad she got a nice buzz going after such a hard fight!

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  23. great - now mom wants a drink. We have something similar but it is attached to a coffee maker and mom fires it up really early before she leaves for work. NOT a good wakeup call....

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  24. Oh no, what are you to do! First Dyson and now this!
    --JB

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  25. Huh. We're confused. Does this mean your Mom won?

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  26. We'z said it afore, we'll say it again...dem humans is weerd! Yoor mom is brave to battle wif all deze horrors...

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  27. Eiieeee! That would be scary! Thankfully, the human bean doesn't have a blender.

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  28. Fin
    IT does sound like your Mom won that battle!

    purrin
    xoxxo
    Abby

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  29. My Mommy said that sounded so good, she's off to find her machine!!!

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  30. Oh my!! Fin, that thing looks very dangerous! I'm glad your mom won the battle but I'd be careful and stay far away from it!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

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  31. Well, I'm glad your Mom knew how to handle that thing--I think my Mom should get one of those.
    --Mocha

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  32. It's LOUD too, isn't it???! Hate that.

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  33. Mom has a noisy beast like this but she doesn't tackle it often. I'm glad coz It's soo loud and scary.
    xoxo Kassey

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