Did I sit on the floor by the table begging for steak scraps? I did.
Did I receive and enjoy said steak scraps? I did.
Did I really enjoy my scrap? I did. I really did.
Did I distract my parents so they would leave the table and their plates of steak remnants unattended? I did not.
Did I take advantage of the distraction and jump on the table? I did.
Did I gnaw on the steak bone, lick the plate, and chase it all down with a sip from Mom's water cup. I did.