So friends, there I was on Saturday morning doing my warm-up exercises and I was dreaming of my extended porch time. I was getting ready to wake Mom up, when she woke up on her own. I can't say this never happens, but luckily I am there to shoulder the burden.
She sprang from her bed like a gazelle (no, that never happens - maybe gazelle is over selling). Next thing you know Mom was rousting Dad from bed too. The sun wasn't even up yet. What's going on for the love of Cod, I wondered.
Well I figured it out when she laid out a huge dish of food and filled my kibble dish to the brim. This is not a good sign. It is a sign of certain abandonment. In some cruel twist of fate I did not notice the second frozen plate of food under the paper towel. Who would do such a thing? Something about thinking I wouldn't get to the frozen plate till later in the day, but who looks under a paper towel for their food?
Luckily I managed to survive the night. Barely.
Fin,
ReplyDeleteSurely there's a number you can call to report this kitty abuse? Hope you give her the tail of disapproval when she returns. purrr...meow!
This is BEYOND CATastrophe! This is blatant Felonious Treatment of Felines.
ReplyDeleteWe think your Mom better meet with our Mommy and discuss remediation...Tuesday night, right?
Poor Fin! We think 3 demerits are in order: one fur abandonment, one fur freezing you food fur later (eww), and one last demerit fur the sheer trauma of the ordeal!
ReplyDeleteSo did they find your semi-lifeless body on Sunday when the returned? How long did it take to revive you? Inquiring cats wanna know.
ReplyDeleteWe think you should sue them for kitty neglect!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Mommy's! You can't live with them and you can't live without them!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
That's awful! At least we have a pet sitter that's at our beck and call when the humans leave town. In fact, I kind of like the pet sitter BETTER than I like my human sometimes.
ReplyDeleteFin, now you must milk it for the forseeable! You know what to do! :)
ReplyDeleteSheesh dont you just hate it when that happens. You will have to think of get your own back things now.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteBy golly. This is just too much! I hope you showed them exactly what you thought of them when they came back on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteOh Fin, that is just horrible. How could those beans do that to you.Unbelievable. Next time that happens, just let us know and we will teleport out there and stay with you. Guess you got lots of naps. We sure THAT doesn't happen again.
ReplyDeleteA great big wet furball on mom's pillow would be a great welcome home present for her after the cheek of leaving you a frozen dinner!!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Poor Fin - that is terrible. We don't think we would like our dinners frozen. We hope you are thinking up the appropriate retaliation!!
ReplyDeletea paper towel? OMG!! Frozen food? Who freezes cat food? LMAO!
ReplyDeleteI am coming to rescue you, right NOW! lol
Ohhhh FIN!!! Whats a girl to do?!?! Well, when your mom and dad get home you be sure to let them know who's the boss, like my kitties do, they ignore me for about a day, or until feeding time, which ever comes first. ;) I hope you are doing ok over there and don't need to break out the survial kitten MREs just yet. XOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteWell I hope you stubbornly ate the frozen food first, then chewed the paper towel and left spit balls around the house - yeah that'll teach 'em!! =^..^=
ReplyDeleteWe are horrified to hear of your abandonment Fin. We hope you are planning a suitable revenge.
ReplyDeleteMy daddy abandoned Mommy and me this weekend. He left eeeeearrrlllyyy Saturday morning and DID NOT COME BACK until Sunday night!! It was crazy.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are ok.
Love, Scout
Oh no, Fin! How could they just leave you like that??
ReplyDeletefrozen cat food... under a towel.
ReplyDeleteisn't that what humans do to dead things? cover them white sheety thing? they really expected you to eat that? it's just unthinkable! in fact, i'm shuddering as we speak. fresh killed something is one thing, old frozen dead thawed out is something from horror films.
my sympathies; and make sure you get lots of yak worked up for their pillows.
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan