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1.23.2012

Balance Beam

Jim: Well it's the first day of competition here at Fin-Land, and events don't get more exciting than the balance beam Bob.

Bob: That's right Jim. This event is going to take skill and agility. Let's take a look closer look at the course.


Jim: Let me walk our viewer's through the action we've come to expect here at the Balance Beam. The Cathlete is going to jump on the edge of the tub from the far right, it's critical she sticks the landing. Then she'll need to walk across the narrow ledge to the counter on the left, at that point there will be a quick but difficult jump from the narrow ledge to the counter. The prize will be a cool sip of water right from the tap.

Bob: What's that on the floor Jim? Is that some kind of... water feature?

Jim: Yes Bob, it's a bowl filled with water. It makes this course extremely challenging! Oh look Bob, here comes our competitor... ::a hush falls over the audience as the cathlete surveys the field::


Jim: Whispering:: Look at that tail switch Bob, she is focused! Looks like she's inspecting the apparatus up close and personal, getting a feel for the conditions. This is a slick course...

 

Bob: She seems very focused on the left side of the course. She.... Oh My COD!

Jim: What an upset Bob!! She caught the Pawparrazzi totally off guard! She completely bypasses the beam and goes straight for the left corner!

Bob: Is it over Jim?! Will this be a disqualification?

Jim: We'll have to wait for the call Bob. It's such a shame, because if you look at the style points, look at the dangling paw, she could be in the running for gold! She seems to be awaiting her award on the podium.

 

Bob: I hear from the judges that she has been disqualified for that maneuver! What an upset!

Jim: Looks like our cathlete is drowning her sorrows in a cool drink Bob. Maybe she'll do better in tomorrow's competition.

19 comments:

Sweet Purrfections said...

We think Fin had excellent form! Who cares about rules?

FURKIDSMOM said...

A super cathlete in our eyes! What do those judges know?

The Florida Furkids

Sparkle said...

And why did Fin have to follow the rules anyway? Rules are for humans, not cats.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh foul! Someone must have paid off that judge! Or else they are afraid of her skills and want the competitor from their own country to win! Foul! Official Protest!

Prancer Pie said...

WE DEMAND A RECOUNT!

Baby (Lisa Lisa and the Cat Jam) said...

But cathletes are supposed to do the unexpected!

Carolyn said...

It all stinks to me! A set up. we demand a action replay in slow motion so we can determine what exactly happened!!

Fuzzy Tales said...

We remember this one, it was brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Kudos to a very talented writer mom!

Random Felines said...

those judges must have been bought off by the competition!!! We give you the gold!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Fin we know no cat can beat you on effort as you enter every event. We know you will be crowned Olympic Champiion.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Brian said...

I agree, something doesn't smell right!

Marg said...

We think those judges were fixed. That kitty didn't do anything wrong. She was just mounting onto the beam. So she took a little detour. Who cares. Love it Meg. Glad you are doing this again. Take care.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

OMG this was just FABULOUS! I could literally hear what the commentators sounded like! I think they scored incorrectly though, that move looked like a 10 to me!

Whisppy said...

We bet the judges are just jealous of your skillfulness. We'll give you the gold, Fin!

TK and Squashies said...

We comes by to sees how Fin is doing. We loveded your Cat-A-Lympics. awesome posts!
We gives Fin a 10 for style, a 10 for difficulty and a 10 for artistry!
We loves you Fin.

ABBY said...

Fin we give you 10 paws!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Eric and Flynn said...

The judges were corrupt. Everyone knows the kitties make the rules.

Georgia said...

So funny! I was laughing out loud.

GreatGranny said...

She's the winner paws down.
xoxo Kassey