Jim: We have an Ice Hockey event with none other than our Hostess Fin. She has agreed to come out of retirement for this event, believing that hockey is a young cat event. Joining her on the ice is Cory of Cory Cat the young cat in question!
Bob: It's true Jim, Cory has youth and speed on her side, and she trains in the off-season with asparagus. While Fin has years of experience and those snowshoe paws with toe fur! It promises to be quite a match, let's get right to the action Bob!
Bob:
Look at that steely determination on the face of Finny. She's ready to
play! But here's the competitor. She looks a little timid Jim, as she
looks at the cube... cuteness is only going to go so far here.
Bob: Cory's coaches are inspecting the ice, and it looks like they are clearing their player to go forward... but Jim look at Fin...
Jim: Our hostess seems very displeased with this turn of events. She likes the foreign ice from the market. Oh My COD Bob, it looks like she is refusing to play! She is laying down and refusing to participate!
Fin: What kind of sham is this?! Domestic Ice! I'm not a kitten! I came out of retirement for this! I'm Outta here!
Jim: This is a complete debacle Bob! Wait, our guest competitor is still ready to play! What a scandal!
Cory:
I just really wanted to show my skills. I'm so disappointed. I usually
play hockey with vegetables or fruit from the garden, maybe Fin will
come back out of retirement for Cherry Hockey?
Finny, those were the days! OMC...dare I say it...are we getting older and can only dream of what good shape we were in then....
ReplyDeleteYou know...I can still whap ice with the best of them...and I have tried to stay in shape running up and down the stairs after my socks.
Purrs,
Cory
That's it sweetheart, don't let them fob inferior goods off on you! Domestic ice indeed...
ReplyDeleteWe luf ice hockey! Foreign or domestic, if it slides across the floor, we'll whap it. Watchin you lovely ladeez play is most satisfying. xoxo
ReplyDeleteI've only played cat toy hockey, never ice hockey like you pros!
ReplyDelete*cheering for Finny*
ReplyDeleteYup! No domestic ice hockey for me too. How about meatball hockey, Fin? I'd like that and besides we can eat the balls afterward. purrr....meow!
ReplyDeleteFenris would have eaten the ice. But the rest of us think ice hockey would be fun. Cherry hockey sounds fun too.
ReplyDeleteFin you are being a bit picky - ice picky!
ReplyDeleteWe would like to have a go at cat ice hockey but we are scared in case we get cold paws.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Do cats get frost bite?
Hmf Fin, I think ice is overrated...I think you showed great wisdom. Hold out for some nice warm sand surfing or something!
ReplyDeleteThat look like so much fun. We wanna play ice hockey too!
ReplyDeleteFin, we don't blame you one bit. That looks like fun but kinda cold on those cute paws. We know you would have won though. You are very smart to wait on the next event. Take care.
ReplyDeleteDear Fin, I'd wait for the pretty cherry to play hockey/
ReplyDeletexoxo Kassey
Who the heck were those other kitties? Does they live with you Fin?
ReplyDeleteI can't blame you one bit about the silly ice. You think they could get ONE thing right!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
things just aren't run like they used to be! Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xxx
ReplyDeleteDomestic Ice? Whoever heard of such a thing? Finny and Cory, you were both denied.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, Sky, and Mama Rose