Fin (scared): Mom! Get Dad!
Mom (concerned): What is it Finny? Something in the bathroom got you spooked?
::Looks into the dark bathroom and sees a familiar shape on the floor of the darkened shower::
Mom (chuckling): Oh sweetie, did you drop one of your mice in the shower again? (smugly) I think I can take care of that without your Dad.
::Flips on the light which reveals the largest bug ever seen on the shower floor::
Mom: Mother Fluff!
Fin & Mom (yelling): DAAAADDDDD!
Mom (scooping Fin into her arms for protection): Thank Cod you didn't use the Paw Of Doom on that thing! All it needs is a saddle and you could ride around on it. Oh my Cod, is it moving? DAD!
Dad (worried at all the yelling): What's wrong?!
Mom: Look in the shower! It's the biggest bug ever!!
Dad (horrified): Holy [expletive deleted]! Did Fin kill it?
Mom: No! It's too big for Finny! You need to kill it!
Dad: Sure I'll kill it, but look at her wriggling. I think she wants her turn at it.
Fin: No Dad, I'm good. I wanted to hang out under the bed till you're done here. Hey how do you think it got in here?
Mom (shuddering): I don't know?!!