- Don't Wake Your Human Up In The Middle Of The Night - Silly. I barely acknowledge this as a rule to break. I'm nocturnal-ish so naturally I'm going to want attention.
- Don't Nibble The Plants In The Yard - I've never!! Really, I just enjoy a hardy sniff.
- Don't Eat Off Your Parents Plate. Clearly there is a whipped cream exception.
- Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You
Um... who's to say it's me? It's a blurry picture.