Mom: Come on Finny, it's Spa Day! I need your help.
Fin: Oh no, not again. Does Dad know?
Mom: No. I don't know. Come on, lots to do. I'm gonna dye my hair blond, do my nails, and then tie some pink tinsel in my hair. Heck maybe even a facial mask too!
Fin (Following Mom to the bathroom sink): What color are you going with? Mouse Brown again? You know it's my favorite.
Mom: No! It's lightest possible medium blond, or something like that. Ash Blond.
Fin: What? Oh ASH blond, I thought I heard something else. Did you do a strand test?
Mom (Slathering stinky goop on head): Strand tests are for wimps! Now stand back a bit so I don't dribble dye on you, but if I miss a spot, meow out.
Fin: That stuff stinks, I feel faint. Maybe you should crack a window?
Mom: It's so cold out. Maybe it's a good idea. I guess I'll do my nails while I wait.
Fin: I'm gonna nap, tell me when it's over.
Mom: Finny wake up. Look it's done. What do you think?
Fin: Did you dye it? Looks like Light Mouse. ::Bats at tinsel:: Are you gonna put this shiny stuff in there too?
Mom: I think I'll wait till after my big meeting this week.
Fin: Proud of you Mom, you had a spa day and didn't really ruin anything or get hives.
Mom: Yeah! Maybe I should wax my eyebrows?
Fin: Dad! Dad! Come quick!