Mom stands at the doorway, viewing the bounty within. As soon as I hear her in the kitchen, I get very excited as I know she'll be opening the doorway to our hunting ground. Many of you know it as The Ham Safe.
run from any corner of the house as I join her for the hunt. I can
always tell it's her, and not him, by the tentative and joyously slow
way she lingers, surveying her possible kill. The cold wind blows
through my floof, as I rest my paws on the bottom edge. I catch the
smells of all the possibilities.
"You hungry?" She asks.
"Mew! (Yep. How about a snark of ham?)" I reply.
"Nah. Too... meaty. What about cheese?"
"Mew! (Perfect! I prefer the string cheese.)"
dives down deep into the meat drawer. Her mighty paws thrusting away
the rejected options. She holds her prey up to the light. Victory. She
places her foot under my belly and unceremoniously drags me gently back
from a kill of my own. The door shuts, cutting off my own hunt.
lament the cruel injustice of it all, as I watch her try to rip into
the plastic wrapper like a bear with a picnic basket. Wait, there's
still a chance of victory for the small floofy huntress... will she make
a drop? Which do you think I want more? The cheese or the wrapper?