Jim: We have breaking news today Bob! Seems Kitten Quill has been accused of using growth supplements!!
Bob: That's right Jim, in a shocking accusation, somecat has questioned how a four-month-old kitten could be almost six pounds after his Strong Cat weigh-in.
Jim: Six pounds! Now that's a big kitten Bob! Let's get a comment from his Strong Cat competitor Huffle.
Huffle: I had my suspicions, but I thought it was the Mr Tail assist. I just don't think it's possible...
Bob: Let's go to Quill for his comments on these shocking allegations.
Quill: I'm just big-boned. I only eat my kibble and a few treats... and yes I nibble on my humans, but they're calorie-free.
Mom (Quill's Trainer and Mom): Quill is just a big boy. There's no doping involved!
Bob: Looks like he's been cleared!
Jim: ::Whispering:: Is it true that Quill is going into the Vet tomorrow for his "Fixing"?
Quill: What? I'm not broken!
Mom: ::Whispers:: Yes it's true, please keep our sweet, big boy in your purrs tomorrow.