Breaking Mews Bulletin
MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME WHILE A STRANGE WORKER WAS IN OUR HOUSE!
You heard that right Friends. A stranger came to the house to do "a little work", and my parents left me, a mere kitten, to guard the house. ALONE.
They just left. For an hour!Which is extra long in kitten years!!
Did I scurry behind Mom's chair? No. What good is the safety of Mom's chair when she isn't in it? So I bravely sat in front of Mom's chair and watched the stranger with great suspicion. Luckily she never came near my toys, or my treat jar.
I have teeth and I know how to use them lady!
When my Mom came home she commented at how brave I was to be all out in the open like that. I was very brave! Dad had left out the Evil Dyson "In case she needed it!!" Holy Cod! I shudder to think!
Oh my, I need to go make biscuits on my green blankie to calm down. At least I was told brave kittens get extra treats.