8.26.2012

Mocking Monday

Quill (Looking out the window screen): Ka, ka, ka, ka, kaaaaaaa!

Mom: What is it boy? Do you see a birdie?

Quill (Whispering): Yeah! He's big too! What kind is it Mom?

Mom: Oh my, it's a Mocking Bird! (Begins straightening mused furs)

Quill: Mom! (Flailing) What are you doing? I'm stalking!

Mom (Trying to clean sleepy eye gunk): Hold still Quill! Do you want Mr Mockington to see you not looking your fiercest? (Licking thumb and picking up Quill)

Quill: Mom No! I'm a fierce kitten hunter! I can't be seen by my prey, having my Mom groom me!

Mom (Placing Quill back on perch): You're right. I was just trying to build your confidence. It's just you never know with a mocking bird... I just didn't want him to mock you for not looking your fiercest.

Quill (Nervously): They do that?

Mom: Yep. They don't call em Mocking birds for nothing...

Quill: Does Mr Tail look okay?

Mom (Straightening tail furs): Perfect. Go get em... through the screen!

20 comments:

  1. You are gonna be a master stalker before long!

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  2. Quill, your Mom is very good to teach you so well.

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  3. You're so lucky to have a Mom that watches after you.

    The Florida Furkids

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  4. Quill, remember, you gotta stalk 'em in all caps.

    KA KA KA KAAAAAAAAAA!!

    They'll "quail" in fear, ha ha ha!

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  5. That bird had better not mock you, Quill, or it will be sorry!

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  6. That mocking bird isn't gonna know what hit it, Quill!!

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  7. Too bad that birdie cant mock (imitate) your gorgeous good looks, am I right?? Furs are better than feathers!

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  8. Leave the mockingbirds and blue jays to themselves. They are vishus! What you need is a nice, unsuspecting, pigeon. Sumthin you can really sink your teeth into!

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  9. Your mommy is teaching you well. We think you are smart to stalk them from inside. They can dive bomb kitties!

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  10. That birdie is all beak and peck Quill - remember not to have him near you or he might try and peck you. xx xx

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  11. I guess Mr Mocker is in for a shocker with you around Quill !!!

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  12. Go get that mocking bird Quill, we are watching your back. They are mean birds so give it a good stalking. Good hunting lesson. We know you will take care of that Mocker. Have fun.

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  13. I'm sure between Mr. Tail and your mom you'll get this all down right quick and be a MIGHTY Hunter!

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  14. Mr Mocker better be afraid of you because we know you will be a Mighty Hunter.

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  15. Ohhhhh I am just dying from cuteness or should I say "Quillness!!!"? Squeeeeeeeee!!! Even the way he talks is too adorable!

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  16. Ahhh Mr Quill such a great hunter in training!!! We love it.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

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  17. That mocking bird is in for a big surprise, Quill. He won't even see you coming!

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  18. Quill, you're adorable. And destined to be a great (and well-groomed) hunter.
    xo, Katie & Glogirly

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