Mom: Boys! I need to call a meeting with you boys...
Greyson and Quill enter the den sheepishly.
Mom: I think you know why you're both here... After the "Incident" in the shower.
Quill: Yes Mom.
Mom: I don't need to tell you how disturbing it was to be sitting on the, um, throne and look over to see a largish bug in the shower - strolling along without a care in the world. This is a two cat family, I should never look over and see a bug in the inner sanctum.
Quill: I'm sorry Mom, we were napping in the office and it must have sneaked past us.
Mom: Well I think during bug season we may need to come up with a nap/patrol schedule.
Greyson: I came running as soon as I heard you yell out. I pounced on that bug and ate him - even though he wasn't even the tasty kind...
Mom: You did! I was very proud of your efforts. All the kibble hockey as made your skills sharp. But I think we can say the patrolling skills may need to be ramped up. And remember, what's the first rule of Bug Hunt?
Quill: Don't talk about Bug Hunt?
Mom: No...
Quill and Greyson: Never bring a bug into the bed...
Mom: That's right! Good boys!
My human hasn't found a bug here in a LONG time... just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteYou boys saved the day!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh! MOL Well, at least they came to your rescue!
ReplyDeleteYou two need to come over and show Nicki and Derry how it's done, since they're more often than not watch a bug, but do nothing about it. Sheesh.
ReplyDelete-The Human
Oh we love to kill bugs and eat them right up.So you boys need to get to work and watch out for all bugs. We know you can do that job. We are counting on you. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteIt is better a delayed help that no help at all... Purrs
ReplyDeletehey, sometimes bug hunting must take second place to a good nap.
ReplyDeleteGood Rule...no bugs in bed! Astrid is our champion bug and fly stalker/killer/eater. Not many get past her. Except stink bugs, of course. We all will watch them but none of us will touch them. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteUh oh! Sounds like you two were goofing off and got caught because of an introoder ;)
ReplyDeleteVery good rule.. :) and You have to give exceptions for nap time.. that is VERY important..
ReplyDeleteBtw, I have a box in the middle of your page that says "Sorry. This person moved or deleted this image. Photobucket" it sits smack in the middle of the page no matter where I scroll.