Mom: Hey boys the nice people at MeowBox.Net want to send us a free sample of a monthly box to test out. They offer monthly, three month and sixth month delivery plans. What do you think, should we say yes?
Greyson: Wait they send you a BOX of TREATS and TOYS!? Are you nuts? Of course we want one! Maybe I could be the spokescat!
|Smells great! Open it already!|
Mom: Wow! Look at all the stuff boys! Greyson, let me get some pictures of the box...
::Scuffle and unprofessional spokescat behavior::
|Et tu, Quillbert?|
Mom: Boys I know the box smells great after I wrote on it with these Supercat Catnip Markers, but come on!
|These are like Un-Sharpie Markers!|
Mom: Hey look boys, Smart N' Tasty salmon dental treats!
::More unprofessional spokescat behavior::
|Rip, nibble, tear!|
Mom: All right you two are too worked up, we're going to move part two to tomorrow!