4.02.2014

The Bug-A-Boo Show

Greyson here.

Pretty much everyday (at least once) I entertain the family with The Bug-A-Boo show.

Everyone gets really excited. My parents yell out things like "OMG, he's at it again!" and "Take cover Quill!" as I perform the warm up. I usually start by wandering around the house calling out "Brrrrrr-Ra-Uo" to announce the show is about to begin.

I knock pieces of kibble out of my dish and onto the floor. I bat and chase them all over the tile - there is no escape - unless I knock out a few. I often walk on two paws (the back ones) so I can pounce. Sometimes I dig furiously at the tiles, this makes Mom laugh. The biggest laughs come when I start to run! Sometimes my back paws spin out of control for a few minutes till I get traction.

Then I shoot out of the kitchen and tear through the house at warp speed. I send tufts of carpet flying through the air. This gets the family really excited.

Dad yells out encouragements like "Knock that chit off!" or "Stop ripping up my carpet!" While Mom is more like to yell out "Gird your loins, he's coming!" or "Stop leaving your food everywhere!"

I make the full loop, racing over and under furniture and then head back to the kitchen to start all over.

Everyone loves The Bug-A-Boo Show. Even Quill likes to watch (from a safe distance). Anyone want to buy some tickets to the show?

17 comments:

  1. We wanna see the Bug-A-Boo Show. How 'bout a video??

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  2. "Girding Your Loins"--does this involve CLOTHES?!????

    oh. That's girdLe, not gird.

    nevermind.

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  3. Wow, that sounds like a crazy show. We'd be staying out of your way for sure. Why is it called the "Bug-a-Boo" show? Sounds like the "I have had too much nip show" to us. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  4. I'd love to see this! You should do a TV show!

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  5. Ohhhh! We would love front row seats to the Bug-A-Boo show!

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  6. Oh my gosh! I'd pay to see that! Tell your mom to get a movie of it! MOL
    We have a version of that in our house. We call it the rips because Star rips through the house like a madcat! She doesnt care what's in the way, she just runs and attacks any toy unlucky enough to get in her way. Then she stops suddenly and has a bath. It's a kitty thing.

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  7. I'd love to watch your Bug-A-Boo show Greyson. I do something similar everyday and mum says I am having the "Loobies". Usually it is a speck of dirt on the floor that starts me off.

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  8. Our human will buy tickets. We want to see a video too!

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  9. We definitely wanna see this show. Will there be niptinis, too ?

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  10. Sounds like someone is predisposed to the evening crazies. We'd like a video :)

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  11. Sounds like a lot of fun! We call that "the zoomies" in our house and our adult kitties still get them once in a while. I'll take 11 tickets please ;).

    ~LisaCo9T

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  12. that WOULD make a great show.... we occasionally get a case of the crazies, but not every day

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  13. What fun! My sister Zoe does that too except with dust bunnies!

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  14. Oh Greyson, that sounds like what our Two Two loves to do. You sure do have such a good time Greyson. Hope you contnue to have a fun day.

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  15. We want proof. Where's the video? He could become a viral youtube celebrity cat!

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  16. That sounds like a great show ! I would like to see it on video ! Purrs, Zorro

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  17. I would so totally buy tickets to that show!!

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