Sunday we had Spring for about eight hours - Saturday was Summer and today Winter is expected back. Mommy and I decided to take advantage and spent some time on my porch and I discovered a few disturbing things:
- Some cat has been hanging out on MY PORCH! No it wasn't Mittens, who I have come to know through the windows. I think it's a mancat because it SPRAYED MY POT! This is not going to go smoothly for you Mr Mancat - this is not over!
- My other enemy, The Mockingbird, has taken up residence at MY HOUSE. He parks in MY TREES and mocks me!
- My Birdfeeder is empty - The Mocking Bird is too fat to get in it and I am hoping that with birdy reinforcements they will drive off The Mocking Menace.
- MY Fountain is dry - this also helps bring the wildlife and is used as a birdbath (Mockers are not welcome).
Yep things are needing attention out in MY YARD, and I will be very busy making sure things are put right. Look at these little fellas falling down on the job...
No, they're not real - we don't have squirrels, poor Mommy.