Dear Mr Mocking Bird or perhaps Lady Mocker,
Your parents must be so proud. The fact that you have mastered an impersonation of a car alarm is a real testament of your skills. However when you show off your fowl linguistics at 2am outside our bedroom window, you're cutting into ME time.
You see I need my rest, as I have critical cat business that starts around 4am. Also when you wake my Mother at 2am she is very crabby when I wake her again at 4:30.
This is not acceptable, please cease and desist immediately. If you continue down this path I will be forced to engage an Attorney At Claw.
Not That Respectfully Yours,
Finny Da Floof
You tell that bird, Fin!! We hope he heads your warning!
ReplyDeleteOh my that would drive me nuts. You are very nice to give a warning before going to attack him or her.
ReplyDeleteMommy Edit:: I have to hit the hay, I have to get up at midnight to test a new system upgrade for work... ZZZZ I may not be able to get to making comments till Friday.
ReplyDeleteIs your attorney at claw anything like your paw of doom?? If so...watch out!
ReplyDeletePerhaps a restraining order against Mr. or Ms. Mocking Bird is in order....
ReplyDelete...Mom said she'd make Mock Soup out of him...yikes!
ReplyDelete=^..^=
That bird would drive us nuts too. he should meet your paw of doom.
ReplyDeleteFin, can you believe we got a blackbird nesting on our terrace? It must be some sort of horrid sequel of the Mocking Menace...
ReplyDeletePurrs to you and your humans!
Siena
That's a great letter! If that bird has even a small amount of common sense, he/she will find another place to sing!
ReplyDeleteIf that doesn't scare them off, nothing will.
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Fin, we will be happy to come serve that bird with an eviction notice. ~S,S,C & F
ReplyDeleteThat's telling him good and proper! He's betta listen or ELSE!
ReplyDeleteI hope they get the hint!!! If not, I can teleport over. I just need about 16 minutes and that will be taken care of.
ReplyDeletePurrs Goldie
Bird are definitely very noisy.
ReplyDeleteFin, I so love your sharp-edged humor! How to mock the mockingbird!
ReplyDeleteWay to go!
Those birds are a menace! What's to be done?
ReplyDeleteI did not know birdies could do that! I guess that's why he's called a mocking bird. I do not think any of those live near me.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, way to go Fin! And I thought the seagulls round here were noisy...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Whicky update! Good to know it's their computer that's got a sicky, not them, though I do hope the computer v-e-t can make it all better! :) xxx
You go and tell them, the pesky little bastards.
ReplyDeleteWe hope that pest heads your warning. We would be scared of the attorney at claw.
ReplyDeleteHi Fin--
ReplyDeleteI don't trust birds. They seem pretty devious. Did you know that Stellar's Jay's can also mimic? We have one nearby that has started to MEOW. The lady came outside because she thought a cat was in trouble.
The bird just laughed and flew off.