5.14.2009

Mocking Menace II

Dear Mr Mocking Bird or perhaps Lady Mocker,

Your parents must be so proud. The fact that you have mastered an impersonation of a car alarm is a real testament of your skills. However when you show off your fowl linguistics at 2am outside our bedroom window, you're cutting into ME time.

You see I need my rest, as I have critical cat business that starts around 4am. Also when you wake my Mother at 2am she is very crabby when I wake her again at 4:30.

This is not acceptable, please cease and desist immediately. If you continue down this path I will be forced to engage an Attorney At Claw.

Not That Respectfully Yours,

Finny Da Floof

21 comments:

The Creek Cats said...

You tell that bird, Fin!! We hope he heads your warning!

Amy said...

Oh my that would drive me nuts. You are very nice to give a warning before going to attack him or her.

Fin said...

Mommy Edit:: I have to hit the hay, I have to get up at midnight to test a new system upgrade for work... ZZZZ I may not be able to get to making comments till Friday.

Cory said...

Is your attorney at claw anything like your paw of doom?? If so...watch out!

The Island Cats said...

Perhaps a restraining order against Mr. or Ms. Mocking Bird is in order....

PuCat said...

...Mom said she'd make Mock Soup out of him...yikes!
=^..^=

Eric and Flynn said...

That bird would drive us nuts too. he should meet your paw of doom.

Cat with a garden said...

Fin, can you believe we got a blackbird nesting on our terrace? It must be some sort of horrid sequel of the Mocking Menace...
Purrs to you and your humans!
Siena

The Monkeys said...

That's a great letter! If that bird has even a small amount of common sense, he/she will find another place to sing!

Tracey and Huffle said...

If that doesn't scare them off, nothing will.

Huffle Mawson

Alasandra said...

Fin, we will be happy to come serve that bird with an eviction notice. ~S,S,C & F

Milo and Alfie said...

That's telling him good and proper! He's betta listen or ELSE!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I hope they get the hint!!! If not, I can teleport over. I just need about 16 minutes and that will be taken care of.

Purrs Goldie

BooBoo said...

Bird are definitely very noisy.

CCL Wendy said...

Fin, I so love your sharp-edged humor! How to mock the mockingbird!
Way to go!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Those birds are a menace! What's to be done?

Daisy said...

I did not know birdies could do that! I guess that's why he's called a mocking bird. I do not think any of those live near me.

Black Cat said...

Hahaha, way to go Fin! And I thought the seagulls round here were noisy...

Thanks for the Whicky update! Good to know it's their computer that's got a sicky, not them, though I do hope the computer v-e-t can make it all better! :) xxx

Cliff and Olivia said...

You go and tell them, the pesky little bastards.

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

We hope that pest heads your warning. We would be scared of the attorney at claw.

Mr. Black said...

Hi Fin--
I don't trust birds. They seem pretty devious. Did you know that Stellar's Jay's can also mimic? We have one nearby that has started to MEOW. The lady came outside because she thought a cat was in trouble.
The bird just laughed and flew off.