"Take me to your leader" It said.
"I am the leader here, and I say go back home!" I said.
So far the scary alien spaceship that arrived at the house the other day hasn't listened. Be careful friends, I recommend you cover most of your eyes when you look below. I made Mom blur the pic, but don't look directly at it... ::Whispers:: That's how it got my parents. They think it's a "heater" and they've carrying it around with them from room to room. ::Shivers::
I'm not so easily fooled. Just one look at it's beady orange eye and it was clear that it's an alien spaceship with the ability to transmit conversations to it's mother ship. I am refusing to utter a single mew in it's presence.
Just to be safe I am avoiding any room it's in. My parents try and lure me in with promises of warmth and snuggles, but I won't do it. I'd rather be cold, that's what floof is for. I hope my parents get the real heater fixed soon so I can snap them out of this alien state. Everyone knows heat comes from the venty things on the ceilings.