1.05.2010

Alien Invasion

"Take me to your leader" It said.

"I am the leader here, and I say go back home!" I said.

So far the scary alien spaceship that arrived at the house the other day hasn't listened. Be careful friends, I recommend you cover most of your eyes when you look below. I made Mom blur the pic, but don't look directly at it... ::Whispers:: That's how it got my parents. They think it's a "heater" and they've carrying it around with them from room to room. ::Shivers::


I'm not so easily fooled. Just one look at it's beady orange eye and it was clear that it's an alien spaceship with the ability to transmit conversations to it's mother ship. I am refusing to utter a single mew in it's presence.

Just to be safe I am avoiding any room it's in. My parents try and lure me in with promises of warmth and snuggles, but I won't do it. I'd rather be cold, that's what floof is for. I hope my parents get the real heater fixed soon so I can snap them out of this alien state. Everyone knows heat comes from the venty things on the ceilings.

30 comments:

  1. Ack! If you get to close it could burn you!!! Watch out! Stick with your floof, it will never let you down.

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  2. My mom had some kind of small, hot, alien in my bedroom this morning, too.

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  3. Oh dears! that is scary! We have one of those in a corner right now... only it is sleeping quietly.

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  4. Or the venty things in the floor. That thing is just freaky.

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  5. Be CAREFUL Fin! That think looks very dangerous and sneaky.

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  6. I love your blog and will enjoy following.

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  7. We're absolutely sure it is some sort of alien. Never ever seen something like it. Don't get too close to it, Finny!

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  8. You probably just need to hide under the bed and wait for a while...pretty scary!

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  9. Whoa. That IS scary. Definitely an alien.

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  10. Ugh that's HORRID! Nasty, nasty, nasty!

    Surely Fin dear you could use your Mom to heat up the home. We know she's a hot type of person. No need for evil red eyed aliens.

    *shudders*

    Wuudles

    PS: We have SNOW falling RIGHT NOW!

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  11. That thing is furry skeery looking. We would stay FAR away from it.

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  12. We're glad you're on the case, Fin. That is definitely an alien!

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  13. Fin, you are wise to avoid that thing. Floof is your friend.

    Mocha

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  14. You can never be to cautious. Stay away from the alien. I just hope that is stays where the mom and dad put it and doesn't go into other rooms.

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  15. Gosh, your house must be cold if the parents are bringing in the aliens. Our Mom has some of them too but they do warm up the room some. It is so cold outside.

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  16. That thing looks like a giant pink cyclops... Beware of the evil eye!

    Oh and don't even TRY to get sympathy from me because you are "cold." It's currently 10 degrees below zero here. Glogirly says it's practically balmy compared to yesterday.

    mew!
    Katie
    (Glogirly's cat)

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  17. That is very scary. We have never seen an alien like that.

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  18. That alien looks scary, Fin! Please be careful and let us know if you need any help in conquering it.

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  19. I'm sure you're right, Fin! Your mom and dad have just been lured into oblivion by the alien. Keep your wits about you, and stay clear of that thing!

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  20. That thing is trying to melt your brain!!!!!

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  21. Stay away from that cyclops thingey!! It looks like it could hurt you!!

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  22. Be careful of that thing! Looks vicious! Mom said it looks like a B~I~G giant LifeSaver!

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  23. I am scared just looking at that thing on our 'puter!
    --JB

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  24. You're right, Fin. That is most certainly an alien spaceship. If you see any pod-looking things growing in your house, run for the hills!

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  25. That's a scary alien thing! Our heater is like logs with fake flames and it doesn't scare us. We don't know what to make of yours!

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  26. You are too funny...just get under the covers!

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  27. Looks like giant and bright Cherry Lifesaver candy to me...I'd still run...

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  28. That thing looks scary. Need help with it, Lady Fin? Just let me know. (Niko took look and is now under mom's bed).

    Barnabas, using Mom's account.

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  29. In our house, the heat comes from venty things on the floor--we sit on them sometimes and lean against the one on the wall in the bathroom in the morning when it's cold and mewmie turns it up.

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