Yes, okay, I have black fur, but I have lots of other colors too.
Mittens also has black fur. No, he hasn't been allowed in My House, but perhaps when Dad was snuggling and petting him last night he carried some fur in? Yes, you read that right. Dad snuggled and fed Mittens right on My Porch. I had to watch it all through the back door!
So is it my fur? I say no. Did I jump on the bed and snuggle with Mom at 3am last night? I have no recollection of this, I think Mom dreamed it.
Hmmmm....getting a little friendly with the new guy!
ReplyDeleteOMC! First the nasty rumors, next will be photoshopped pictures on the innernets! Fin, being a celebricat must be tough...
ReplyDeleteYou may need to color your furs and go visit a far away land 'til this mess blows over.
pee ess; we can keep secrets if you want to hide at our house for a while!
So your dad is cheating on you right before your eyes?? And then they accuse you of getting furs on the new bed?? This just doesn't seem fair!!
ReplyDeleteFirst, it's getting hounded incessantly by the paparrazi. Then the rumors! If these false stories start appearing in the tabloids, well, at least you will be able to say you've arrived.
ReplyDeleteYou know, people always blame the kitties for random hairs, but THEY SHED, TOO! How come they never accept the blame? Huh????
ReplyDeleteI think you need to hire Harley to find out who is behind all of these rumors.
ReplyDeleteYou are a silly girl, Finny!...You need to break that new bed in and make it your own, sweetie!!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteYour dad...::gasp:: snuggling with the enemy? Right in front of you??
ReplyDeleteWhoa...this is so not good Fin. Do you need us come over and eviscerate an ankle or 2? We're good at it.
Oh well gotta make the most of life, get a cuddle when you can.
ReplyDeleteIf these rumours hit any of the tabloids, you should sue, Fin!
ReplyDeleteAnd coming on top of your dad cheating on you....well, it's almost too much to bear, even for a grand ladycat like you!
Yoor innocent ~ we just know yoo are. But yoor dad is NORTY!
ReplyDeleteWe think you should go for it Fin! Dive onto that new bed and fur it like it's never been furred before! Not just furs, but leave CLUMPS of furs!!
ReplyDeleteI agree! Roll in it baybee! Cover that new bed in your lovely fur and show 'em who is the boss! You are of course.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty clear that this was not your doing!
ReplyDeletein all fairness to mom, you may have been sleep walking and inadvertently cuddled with her.
ReplyDeleteHmm... we vote with the Shed All Over It camp. Go for it, Fin!
ReplyDeleteWe think your mom was having hallucinations when she thought you were snuggling with her last night. Just shake your head if she insists and look pityingly at her - it will make her wonder if she was dreaming.
ReplyDeleteA new bed
ReplyDeleteYou poor kitty
Maybe you're Mom has been out in the sun too long...I know it wasn't you!
ReplyDeleteWe're absolutely sure it was not you Fin... Yup we are.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with your dad and this other cat? Do you think it might come to live with you?
Oh Fin, we just know it wasn't you. Your Mom is just dreaming that there were black hairs on the new bed Besides, if they hadan't gotten rid of lumpy, they wouldn't be accusing you of this crime. You Mom is just dreaming that she found black hair.
ReplyDeleteBesides, the Dad is being fickle with the cat outside. Things just are not good at your house.
I think the evidence kind of trumps your denial, Fin! Just face the truth and accept it, I say!
ReplyDeleteWe would never believe those terrible rumours about you Fin. We can't believe the nerve of your dad though, canoodling in full view of you. Disgraceful!
ReplyDeleteOur book arrived today thanks. Mum has started reading it to us and we are really enjoying it.
oh, Finny. Just roll around on it and then maybe barf on it or something. You'll feel more at home and you won't miss 'lumpy' so much.
ReplyDeleteRIP Lumpy :(
That evidence must be planted. Or maybe you have been sleepwalking (those things happen).
ReplyDeleteHmmm! That is awful! If I were you I would be super jealous! Your dad should not touch Mittens! Especially in front of you!
ReplyDeleteSo what if it were? You have a right to do so, especially if your dad cuddles with Mittens on your porch in full view.
ReplyDeleteFin we totally believe you that it wasn't your fur! And we think even if it was that you were framed! You should get the CCSI (cat crime scene investigators) in there to check it out!
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