11.18.2010

Defense

Hi Y'all! Mittens here.

I'd like to tell y'all that the Little Feline Of The House (LFOTH) is mistaken. Yesterday LFOTH mentioned that durin a pet session a varmit jumped from me and nibbled on the Lady Of The House (LOTH). 


I say no ma'am not on my watch. I kill all comers to my personage, er make that catage, regardless of the size of said varmit. I'd also like to set the record straight on the "Chubby Tabby" I was seen with a few weeks back. I don't make a habit of invitin lady cats over to the yard, and I was actually chasin said Tabby right out... just real slow like. I am a gentleman cat after all. 

LFOTH has been perturbed with me of late and makes quite the ruckus, hissin and growln, at the screen whenever I come by for a spell. Luckily LOTH and MOTH (Man Of The House) don't pay LFOTH much mind and come out for a visit, and a snack or two. 

Do I have an owner you might be wonderin, well a mancat needing a snuggle and a snack on the run never tells his secrets. LOTH says I'm built like a brick with fur, so I'm well cared for somewhere. Bye for now y'all!

Mittens 

24 comments:

  1. Nice to meet you, Mittens, but you had better not let Fin catch you posting on her blog! If you think she growls and hisses when you visit her yard, you can only imagine what she might do if she finds you on her blog!

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  2. Mittens, it sounds like you have quite the kitty-scam going on, getting treats from unsuspecting folk, making them think you are a stray...so...tell us how you do it...

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie

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  3. Um, so do yoo haf a home or are yoo a brick with fur acuz yoo scam, er, are frendly with a lot of house holds in da nayborhood. And is dat chubby tabby really gonna haf yoor babies? We'z just cureeus.

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  4. Hiya Mittens!! That SIF of mine is going to be very upset that you are taking over her blog.......

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  5. Hello Mittens,

    I have a bit of a soft spot for black cats, if you meet Spider and Smudge you would see why.

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  6. Hi Mittens! Mom was owned by 2 black cats once and she said they were adorable. Sadly they left for the Bridge many years ago now.

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  7. Sorry Finny, I like Mittens because he's black like me!

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  8. Hey Mittens! Great defense.. but we won't tell Fin you were here. She might get hissed off.

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  9. Hi Mittens, nice to meet you. Glad to hear that vermit didn't come from you.You are a very handsome black kitty but you might want to try to be nice to that little feline of the house. She is really a nice gal but very protective. Take care Mittens and everyone else too.

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  10. We can't believe Fin let you post on her blog Mittens. It is very nice to hear from you, we are sure Fin was just over reacting to the LOTH being bitten by something. ~AFSS

    Hi Fin, Sorry we haven't been by in awhile. We read you everyday in the email. ~AFSS

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  11. Hi Mittens,
    Wow-you are sleek like me only darker (I'm brown-hence the name "Mocha") anyway, you know how girl-kitties can be. . . it's good that you are such a gentleman and of course, who could blame you for wanting a snuggle and a yummy snack now and then. I would offer you this piece of advice: Don't underestimate Fin.
    just sayin' Take care, dude!
    --Mocha

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  12. Mittens, it's nice to see you, but if you think that the LFOTH is making a rukus at you now, just wait til she finds out you hi-jacked her blog!! Whoa!!

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  13. Yo Mittens, nice to see you looking so fat and sassy. Did you know that humans have their own cooties? They do, they are fair riddled with them, so I'd be careful if the humans try and pet you, you never know what you might pick up.

    Whicky Wuudler

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  14. You are a con cat if we ever saw one Mittens!

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  15. We wonder if Fin is a little insecure and thought you were taking over "HER GARDEN" - although we don't know why she calls it her garden when she doesn't even pull out the odd weed.
    If you just carry on visiting when the whim takes you perhaps she will
    mellow - although on relection we don't think she does mellow!!
    Just ignore her instead.

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  16. Hey mittens! NOw we know who rules the roost over there!

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  17. Hi there Mittens!! You sure are a very pretty kitty! We bet Fin is just feeling a bit scared that maybe her loving mom is going to trade her for you and we know that's not going to happen! Once Fin realizes that she's always going to be number one no matter what, I hope you two can become friends. You are a very pretty kitty! Lots of love, Holly and mom

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  18. I sure am happy to hear that someone is looking out for you Mittens!

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  19. Well, Mittens, I'm glad you stopped by to set the record straight!

    Tsk, tsk, some one didn't get the story straight, did he/she?

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  20. Oh Fin...Mittens is quite nice! Both Nigel and I are biased. We still love you best.

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  21. Nice to meet you, Mittens! You make me miss my brother, Niko. He was a handsome black kitty. Glad to see someone is taking care of you.
    I would be careful about being caught by Fin on her blog. Females could be so possesive.

    Barnabas

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  22. Hello Mittens! I'm sure your as innocent as can be. Evidence, including fibers and fluids should be collected and taken to a local lab, where any number of things could go wrong during routine testing.

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  23. ...like a brick with fur? Hubba, hubba! You spin quite a yarn (oh, that sounds like fun, too) just like Mark Twain...he was a gentleman, too!

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