Saturday Morning 6:25AM
Mom and I cruised out the backdoor to enjoy some quality Porch Time.
Spotted - One Chubby Tabby racing across the backyard, and leaping up onto the wall. The Tabby was chubby enough that it appeared to struggle jumping onto the wall. The Chubby Tabby's fur was mussed too, like it had been enjoying a long and leisurely nap in a sun puddle.
The Chubby Tabby ran from the spot on the porch where my parents have their his and hers chairs. Based on the exit trajectory, and the mussed fur, Mom and I assumed the Chubby Tabby had been naping on one of the chairs.
We walked further on the porch and GUESS who was sniffing the chairs, all concerned and innocent like?
Mittens! He was all "Wow! I just arrived and I chased that Chubby Tabby off! At least I think it was a Tabby, coulda been any cat, cause I JUST arrived!"
Mittens and the Chubby Tabby's fur is ALL OVER those two chairs. MY CHAIRS on MY PORCH!
Now he's inviting guests over to My Porch? Oh no!