Fin: You'll never guess what happened to me this weekend friends. I was abandoned for 10 days!
Mom: Fin what are you talking about. Your Dad and I were out of town for a day and a half tops.
Fin: Right, like I was saying, 10 whole long days.
Mom: Why do you keep saying that?
Fin: Mom, we've been over this before. Cats live seven years for each one of yours. So one day equals seven to me. Do the math. Oh and I was starved friends!
Mom: Your dishes were all left full!
Fin: But who wants to eat wet food after all the gravy is gone? And dry kibble? It's like cruel and unusual punishment.
Mom: Oh for Cod's sake. Come on over here and I'll shower you with scritches.
Fin: Now is not a good time for me. I'll see you at 1am.
Ah yes, Finny! 1am revenge is the sweetest!
ReplyDeleteI am shocked, utterly shocked at the cruel mistreatment you received this weekend, Fin! Deny all scritches until further notice!
ReplyDeletemakes human feels bad for left you all alone Fin...thehehe
ReplyDeleteTime goes so slow when they are not home so Fin making her wait to cat time is appropriate.
ReplyDeleteAh yes...1am.....the hour of revenge!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Weekend old dried up wet food is the worst. Punish her!
ReplyDeleteYou poor thing. 1 a.m. comes early. Hahahameow! Happy Monday.
ReplyDeleteThis is so cute post, Fin
ReplyDeleteand you are really good in Math ..MOL
and I like the way you got away from your mom..tee..hee ..That's good one !
xox
I'll tell you who'll eat the food without the gravy, HAMLET is who. Maybe he should come over to your place and you come over here...
ReplyDeleteWell we agree, wet food afta the gravy is gone is crud! So that's like ... well ... practically starvashun!
ReplyDeleteThere is no revenge like cat revenge!!
ReplyDeleteOh Fin, your Mom needs a gigantic Whap. She was very norty to leave you for two weeks without any decent food at all. The least they could do is leave some nice tuna. Take care.
ReplyDeleteWe're in shock at your outrageous treatment!
ReplyDeleteOMC, you ran out of gravy? And had only the leftover stinky goodness plus dry? It's a wonder you managed to survive, Fin!
ReplyDeleteUnacceptable! We think you're very brave for having to deal with no gravy for so long, Fin!
ReplyDeleteFin it is a wonder you survived the weekend with no gravy - we think extra early wake up calls are in order this week alternated with flying leaps onto your mom's tummy.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Poor Fin....you should have let us know - we would have invited you over!!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness Fin, that sounds more like a bad dream!
ReplyDeleteNoooo!!! How terrible!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. I would wait till 3am, Fin. And 5am. MOL.
ReplyDeleteMOL!!! "10 long days" I love it!
ReplyDelete1:00 revenge is the best!
ReplyDeleteFin, what a nightmare!! 1:00 AM through 5:00 AM would be a good one!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly
ReplyDeleteWhy do the humans think it's okay to leave us?? She better not whine when you wake her at 1am, Fin.
ReplyDeleteYou tell her, Fin!
ReplyDeleteAnd tell her at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am...
Aw, Fin, have you been talking to my cats again? I'm sure they say the same thing :)
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