8.22.2011

Abandoned

Fin: You'll never guess what happened to me this weekend friends. I was abandoned for 10 days!

Mom: Fin what are you talking about. Your Dad and I were out of town for a day and a half tops.

Fin: Right, like I was saying, 10 whole long days.

Mom: Why do you keep saying that?

Fin: Mom, we've been over this before. Cats live seven years for each one of yours. So one day equals seven to me. Do the math. Oh and I was starved friends!

Mom: Your dishes were all left full!

Fin: But who wants to eat wet food after all the gravy is gone? And dry kibble? It's like cruel and unusual punishment.

Mom: Oh for Cod's sake. Come on over here and I'll shower you with scritches.

Fin: Now is not a good time for me. I'll see you at 1am.

26 comments:

  1. Ah yes, Finny! 1am revenge is the sweetest!

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  2. I am shocked, utterly shocked at the cruel mistreatment you received this weekend, Fin! Deny all scritches until further notice!

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  3. makes human feels bad for left you all alone Fin...thehehe

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  4. Time goes so slow when they are not home so Fin making her wait to cat time is appropriate.

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  5. Ah yes...1am.....the hour of revenge!!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  6. Weekend old dried up wet food is the worst. Punish her!

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  7. You poor thing. 1 a.m. comes early. Hahahameow! Happy Monday.

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  8. This is so cute post, Fin
    and you are really good in Math ..MOL
    and I like the way you got away from your mom..tee..hee ..That's good one !
    xox

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  9. I'll tell you who'll eat the food without the gravy, HAMLET is who. Maybe he should come over to your place and you come over here...

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  10. Well we agree, wet food afta the gravy is gone is crud! So that's like ... well ... practically starvashun!

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  11. There is no revenge like cat revenge!!

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  12. Oh Fin, your Mom needs a gigantic Whap. She was very norty to leave you for two weeks without any decent food at all. The least they could do is leave some nice tuna. Take care.

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  13. We're in shock at your outrageous treatment!

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  14. OMC, you ran out of gravy? And had only the leftover stinky goodness plus dry? It's a wonder you managed to survive, Fin!

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  15. Unacceptable! We think you're very brave for having to deal with no gravy for so long, Fin!

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  16. Fin it is a wonder you survived the weekend with no gravy - we think extra early wake up calls are in order this week alternated with flying leaps onto your mom's tummy.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  17. Poor Fin....you should have let us know - we would have invited you over!!

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  18. Oh my goodness Fin, that sounds more like a bad dream!

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  19. Hahaha. I would wait till 3am, Fin. And 5am. MOL.

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  20. Fin, what a nightmare!! 1:00 AM through 5:00 AM would be a good one!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

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  21. Why do the humans think it's okay to leave us?? She better not whine when you wake her at 1am, Fin.

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  22. You tell her, Fin!
    And tell her at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am...

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  23. Aw, Fin, have you been talking to my cats again? I'm sure they say the same thing :)

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