You all know that my relationship with Mr Tail has been rocky at best, but this morning he really took it over the line.
There I was at 4 am, playing Circus Cat on Mom's hip bone when Mr Tail started in. He implied how much Mom liked him, and how she was just as much his Mom as My Mom. I called him a liar, but he went on about how when Mom pets me, she often continues her strokes all the way to the tip of Mr Tail. Of course I'd noticed - he is attached, but he was just trying to make me mad.
With that he laid himself across Mom's arm like he owned her. Can you believe it! It was on after that!
Mother Fluffer! I yelled.
You bite your Momma with that mouth? He implied as he wrapped himself around Mom's hand.
We thrashed around the bed for awhile and then suddenly Mom kicked us both off the bed. What?!
I tried to tell her I was just defending her honor, but I guess she can be a little cross at 4am. She has no idea how annoying a rogue body part can be.
Just you wait Mr Tail, we're gonna rumble in the shower stall later!
FaRAdaY: hmmm, tail chasing at 4 AM? Never thought of that one. I'm usually into the crawl-under-the-covers and nip her ankle stuff myself! She can sure catch some air that way. Great reflexes.
ReplyDeleteOMC, Quill! Such language from such a little guy like you!
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and beat up that tail, Quill... I just would not necessarily recommend biting him!
ReplyDeleteMOL! I think Sparkle has the right end of that stick... no bites, even if he does taunt you!
ReplyDeleteQuill, be careful about biting or grabbing that tail. Sometimes it bites you back.
ReplyDeleteHaHaMeow! The Mommy is snortin a bit too! Poor Quill, rogue body parts can be so irksome.
ReplyDelete*titters*
ReplyDeleteWell, he deserved it, didn't he ? hmpf. You get 'em, Quill.
ReplyDeleteMother Fluffer! Where do you get such language child?? Oh yeah....hahahaha...good to know that angel Finny is teaching you everything she knows. That makes me purrr little one.
ReplyDeleteYou may find Mr Tail is a furry quick mover Quill.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
I think you did get your point made Quill, only time will tail!
ReplyDeleteYes, we were shocked by your language too, Quill!
ReplyDeleteA most excellent tale of a tail!
BTW, we sent your mom an email with our entry for the wrestling--it's a link to a Picasa album with one series of tussling pics from May 2011. She can let us know if she'd like us to choose which ones to use, of the 41, or if she'd prefer another series altogether. :-)
Such language from a little tyke! You'd better take care of that rogue tail during the day :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, love that rogue body part bit.......
ReplyDeleteTut Tut Tut...watch your language, young man! Hahaha.
ReplyDelete"Mother fluffer" ::giggles::
ReplyDeleteWhatever you do, Quill ... just don't put the bitey on that tail, okay? Just sayin'.
You tell that Muttherflutter a thing or two Quill.
ReplyDeletepurrs
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Anna understands. She is 4 and to this day she has the rascally-est tail ever! And yes, she regularly thumps that rascally tail, too!
ReplyDeleteAnd the battle lines are drawn. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteOh Quill, our Two Two has the very same battle with her tail too. She gets so mad at her tail. She bites it so hard, she cries.
ReplyDeleteWe have an entry for the wrestling and will send it tomorrow. Hope that isn't too late. Take care.
Bwahahaha! Mother Fluffer indeed! Angel Fin is teaching you well.
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